A woman is having a hard time meeting men
She has fought it for years and is now getting desperate.
She seeks medical
advice, thinking it might be a physical issue unknown to her. After years of tests, blood work
ups and such, (yes year's, its OBAMACARE), she finally gets referred to a specialist.
But he is not an ordinary specialist, he specializes in Oriental medicine and natural cures. He is well known for his clinical studies of ancient remedies.
Her day comes for her appointment at his clinic. She arrives early, does the precursory paperwork and blah,blah, blah.
Nurse takes her to examination room and says to go ahead and remove your clothes and put on the gown Dr will be right in....
So now she's waiting, and waiting, and shivering, and waiting and finally the DR arrives.
Polite, typical Oriental demeanor. Gets right to the point. Looks at her charts
, test results and such.
Says he cant find any reason to explain her anguish at having such dreadful, to her, issues.
She is devastated , was hoping to finally have her love.
The Dr. says, as she slowly rises to begin dressing. He says wait, let me try one more thing, in his broken English
, she hears a glint of hope.
He asks her to walk away from him, remain facing away, bend over and put your hands on your knee's and look thru your legs at me, with the gown open in the rear.
She thinks, ok that's strange, but what the heck. So she bends over and looks him straight in the eye...........
And just a glint in his eye tells her... ok? what?
He tells her to stand and face him and excitedly exclaims..........
"That's it, you have exachories disease"
She has never heard of it, so she ask's him, "exachories disease? What is exachories disease?"
He looks her in the eye and says.........
"Your face looks exachtorly like your ass"