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Old 20-11-2016, 17:27   #1786
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Re: The New Joke Thread

The Lucas acronym reminded me of another famous Pommie make - LOTUS

Lots Of Trouble, Usually Serious

Then there's FORD (at least here in Oz, among Holden fans)

F**ked On Race Day

or

Found On Rubbish Dumps

and also

Full Of Rust Deposits

And don't forget the Italians -

FIAT = Fix It Again, Tony

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Terrific Obituary, You Ought To Advise

OR
Terrible Object You Ordered Today, Akihito

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Oh, wait a second.... lol
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Old 20-11-2016, 17:28   #1787
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Redneck's next to last words?
"Here, hold my beer."

Redneck's last words?
"Hey, Ya'll, Watch This!"
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Old 20-11-2016, 17:31   #1788
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Re: The New Joke Thread

Three Jeff Foxworthy's of note:

You're either gay, or you're married, if:
1. You sleep in a bed with more than four pillows.
2. You've ever found yourself in an antiques store during a major televised sports event.
3. You can't remember when you last had sex with a woman.
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Old 20-11-2016, 17:33   #1789
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When the result of the US election was announced, shares in 'Ashley and Martin' and 'Lemo' jumped 10 basis points.

[Comb-overs are baaaaaaaack..!!)
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Old 20-11-2016, 18:35   #1790
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The Lucas acronym reminded me of another famous Pommie make - LOTUS

Lots Of Trouble, Usually Serious

Then there's FORD (at least here in Oz, among Holden fans)

F**ked On Race Day

or

Found On Rubbish Dumps

and also

Full Of Rust Deposits

And don't forget the Italians -

FIAT = Fix It Again, Tony

Toyota
Terrific Obituary, You Ought To Advise

OR
Terrible Object You Ordered Today, Akihito

NISSAN

No-one Is Safe - Send A Nuke

GMH

God Must Hate

Gets Me Home

Ssang-Yong

Oh, wait a second.... lol

And Audi...

Accelerate Under Demonic Influence


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Old 20-11-2016, 18:45   #1791
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And Audi...

Accelerate Under Demonic Influence

And anyone with a BMW knows it...

Breaks Many Ways
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Old 20-11-2016, 19:18   #1792
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And Volkswagen after Diesel-gate...

Virtually Worthless
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Old 20-11-2016, 21:19   #1793
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And Audi...

Accelerate Under Demonic Influence


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I always heard AUDI: A**hole Usually Driving Inside.
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I always heard AUDI: A**hole Usually Driving Inside.

Equally valid. :^)


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Old 20-11-2016, 21:26   #1795
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They say 90% of the Harleys ever made are still on the road today ...










... the other 10% actually made it home
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Old 20-11-2016, 21:27   #1796
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Ford: fix or repair daily.
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FIAT - Failed In Attempted Turn
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Mum had one, we called it the Babbling Monstrous Wreck.
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Old 21-11-2016, 00:33   #1799
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Aww come on guys, this is a sailing forum.

BMW= Boat Maintenance Worker (ie, all of us)

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Whats the difference between a corvette and a cactus... The cactus has the pricks on the outside.
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