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Old 16-08-2016, 17:07   #1591
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and a man on your front porch?





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A man with a rabbit in his trousers?


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What do you call a women with one leg?

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What do you call a women with no legs?

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a dead guy in a hot tub?




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Hey, I resemble that remark!
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What do you call a cow with no legs?





Ground beef
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Hey, I resemble that remark!
yes, you do!
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What do you call a cow with no legs?





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There's a place in this world for all of gods little creatures you know?


For most of them it would be right next to the mashed potatoes and gravy!
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A deer with no eyes?

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A deer with no eyes and no legs?

Still no idea.


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Meanwhile back at the 1937 Spithead Fleet Review Tommy Woodrooffe gets all lit up...

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Meanwhile back at the 1937 Spithead Fleet Review Tommy Woodrooffe gets all lit up...

Thats freaking hilarious!!! Never heard it before. thx for posting
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He was suspended by the BBC for his efforts.... for a week

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So, when the week was up, was he still lit up? By fairy lamps? Or had he disappeared?

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It seems that lately my life has been getting more complicated, and I want to thank those of you who are brave enough to still associate with me regardless of what I have become.


The following is a recap of my current identity:


I was born white, which makes me a racist.

I am a fiscal and moral conservative, which makes me a fascist.


I am heterosexual, which makes me a homophobe.


I am non-union, which makes me a traitor to the working class and an ally of big business.

I am older than 65 and which makes me a useless old man.

I think and I reason; therefore I doubt much that the main stream media tells me, which makes me a reactionary.

I am proud of my heritage and our inclusive American culture, which makes me a xenophobe.

I value my safety and that of my family; therefore I appreciate the police and the legal system, which makes me a right-wing extremist.

I believe in hard work, fair play, and fair compensation according to each individual's merits, which makes me anti-social.

I, and my friends, acquired a good education without student loans and no debt at graduation, which makes me some kind of odd underachiever.

I believe in the defense and protection of the homeland by all citizens, which makes me a militarist.

Please help me come to terms with this, because I‘m not sure who I am anymore!

Newest problem – I'm not sure which bathroom I should use
I was in a sports bar in Indiana similar to a Hooter's type place a few weeks ago. One of the bathrooms was labeled "Stand 2 P" and the other was labeled "Sit 2 P".
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My marriage was like a hand-grenade.......... I removed the ring and my house was gone !!!
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