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Cartoon logic.
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A husband went to the sheriff’s department to report
that his wife was missing.

Husband: My wife is missing. She went shopping yesterday and has not come
home.

Sergeant: What is her height?

Husband: Gee, I’m not sure. A little over five-feet tall.

Sergeant: Weight?

Husband: Don’t know. Not slim, not really fat.

Sergeant: Color of eyes?

Husband: Never noticed.

Sergeant: Color of hair?

Husband: Changes a couple times a year. Maybe dark brown.

Sergeant: What was she wearing?

Husband: Could have been a skirt or shorts. I don’t remember exactly.

Sergeant: What kind of car did she go in?

Husband: She went in my truck.

Sergeant: What kind of truck was it?

Husband: Brand new 2015 Ford F150 King Ranch 4X4 with eco-boost 5.0L V8
engine special ordered with manual transmission. It has a custom matching
white cover for the bed. Custom leather seats and “Bubba” floor mats.
Trailering package with gold hitch. DVD with navigation, 21-channel CB
radio, six cup holders, and four power outlets. Added special alloy wheels
and off-road Michelins. Wife put a small scratch on the driver's door.

At this point the husband started choking up.

Sergeant: Don’t worry buddy. We’ll find your truck.
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He looks vaguely familiar...

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Much more accurate than that guy on TV who's wrong 51% of the time...





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If you've ever dealt with the drive thru, you know what I mean...

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