Man come back home. He walked inside ,wife run to him and started punching him yelling :
"you are the bastard"you are the bastard..."
"honey what's wrong with . I love you what's wrong"
"Ive been told you have been sleeping with another woman your bastard"still punching him.
"no no darling that is a mistake , darling that is a mistake"
"your bastard your bastard"she starts to kick him .
"honey I cross my heart I never ever sleep with another woman. you are the ONLY one Ive been sleeping with. With the another ones I could not fall asleep"
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