Wifey B: Ok......I'm ready and armed...
WHY ARE SO MANY BLONDE JOKES ONE-LINERS ? -
So brunettes can remember them.
WHO MAKES BRAS FOR BRUNETTES? –
WHAT’S A BRUNETTE’S MATING CALL? –
“Has the blonde left yet? ”
AND A STORY
Guy gets on a plane and finds himself seated next to a cute blonde. He immediately turns to her and makes his move.
"You know," he says, "I've heard that flights will go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow Passenger. So let's talk."
The blonde, who had just opened her book, closes it slowly and says to the guy, "What would you like to discuss?"
"Oh, I don't know," says the guy. "How about nuclear power?"
"OK," says the blonde. "That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff, grass
. Yet the deer excretes little pellets, the cow turns out a flat patty, and the horse produces muffins of dried poop. Why do you suppose that is?"
The guy is dumbfounded. Finally he replies, "I haven't the slightest idea."
"So tell me," says the blonde, "How is it that you feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don't know ****?"
WHAT’S BLACK AND BLUE AND BROWN AND LAYING IN A DITCH?
- A brunette who’s told too many blonde jokes.
This man was picking on this blonde in the bar and she finally said, "Hey, how do you have sex with a blonde? "The man said "Well, i dont know." So she remarked with "And you thought blondes were stupid!"
WHY ARE BLONDE JOKES SO STUPID?
So guys and brunettes can understand them.
A man asked God one time "Why did you make blondes so beautiful?" God answered, "So you would like them" Then he asks, "Why did you make them dumb?" God answered, "So they would like you!"
WHAT DO YOU CALL A BRUNETTE IN A ROOM FULL OF BLONDES? –
WHAT DO YOU CALL A GOOD LOOKING MAN WITH A BRUNETTE? –
AND I LEAVE YOU WITH JUST THIS......for all you dudes....
If Blondes are so dumb then why is it we can get you guys to do anything we want?