The Joke Thread

[Rhapsody-NS27]

Originally Posted by Mexdon

What are the three words you most hate to hear when Making Love?

I will wait for five quesses before posting the answer

Are you done?

Is that it?

Just stop already!

That was quick!

[Wylieh]

Originally Posted by Mexdon

What are the three words you most hate to hear when Making Love?

I will wait for five quesses before posting the answer

Kids are awake!
Not so hard!
Ur hurting me?
My husbands home!
I'm not Lisa!

[Mexdon]

Sorry Rhapsody NS27 missed entirely
Wyieh Close but bot quite.


The answer is: Honey I'm Home!

[T1 Terry]

Are you sure it's in?

T1 Terry

[Pelagic]

Time is up!

[Seaworthy Lass]

Was that it?
(although I am sure this would never apply to all the studs here on CF )

Oops, just saw that was Rhapsody's second reply LOL.

[Coops]

I bought a new 'Ford F-250 Super Chief Tri-Flex Fuel Truck' and it runs on either hydrogen, gasoline, or E85..
I returned to the dealer yesterday because I couldn't get the radio to work.
The service technician explained that the radio was voice activated..
"Nelson" the technician said to the radio and the radio replied: "Ricky or Willie?"
"Willie" he continued and; 'On The Road Again' came from the speakers.
Then he said: "Ray Charles" and in an instant 'Georgia On My Mind' replaced Willie Nelson.
I drove away happy, and for the next few days.
Every time I'd say: "Beethoven", I'd get beautiful classical music, and if I said, "Tony Bennett" I'd get one of their awesome songs.
Yesterday, some stupid woman ran a red light and nearly rammed my new truck, but I swerved in time to avoid her.
I yelled: "Stupid Bitch"..........
Immediately the radio responded with:
"Ladies and gentlemen, an address from the Prime Minister of Australia"
Damn I love this truck...

Coops.

[cszosler]

Originally Posted by Mexdon

What are the three words you most hate to hear when Making Love?

I will wait for five quesses before posting the answer

Stop, this make me seasick, UHHEERE

[cszosler]

[QUOTE="Coops;
I yelled: "Stupid Bitch"..........
Immediately the radio responded with:
"Ladies and gentlemen, an address from the Prime Minister of Australia"
Damn I love this truck...

Coops.[/QUOTE]

if you will say " f.. stupid bitch" you will get US first lady latest coments
Try and confirm.

[Coops]

"Do you talk to your wife after sex?"

"Yes! If there's a phone handy"

Coops.

[cszosler]

Originally Posted by Coops

"Do you talk to your wife after sex?"

"Yes! If there's a phone handy"

Coops.

no need it is on loud spiker all the time am away from home (safety)

[BigJohn]

Originally Posted by Mexdon

What are the three words you most hate to hear when Making Love?

What's the most commonly word used in a whorehouse ???

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NEXT !!!!!!!!!

[shorebird]

Did you hear Lorena Bobbit was in a car accident?
Some dick cut her off.

[Normanby]

Do i smoke after sex?
Dunno, I've never looked.

[Sailor g]

Ba Dum Dah! Too bad we can't get sound effects!