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Old 23-06-2021, 16:09   #271
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Hippopotamuses are seemingly unconcerned about the effects of climate change, on their habitat.
It's as if they lived in de Nile.
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just to put my oar in (get the marine reference?)

A Texan and West Virginian were sitting at a bar drinking and the Texan, wanting to impress the West Virginian said, "I can get in my pick-up, drive all day and not get off my land".


To which the West Virginian replied: "Yep, Had me a truck like that once too".
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Ok, a little late:

If Trump wins the election, I will leave the United States.
If Biden wins the election, I will leave the United States.

This is not a political post, I just want to travel.
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Q: How does a flat-earther travel the world?
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Stuff you shouldn’t buy, even if you could:
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