The 2021 -2024 and Continuing Joke Threads

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Originally Posted by IslandHopper

I’ve needed every one of those at some time!

I particularly like the “binocular bolt”.

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Micky Mouse is in his Hollywood lawyers office. The Lawyers says, somewhat exasperated "Micky-you cant get a Divorce from Minnie because she has buck teeth!"


Equally exasperated, Micky replies "I did not say she had buck teeth! I said she was ####ing Goofy!"

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President Biden finally breaks down and visits a remote northern native village. With news crews following him around as they tour the place, Biden asks the chief if there was anything the people need.

"Well," says the chief, "We have three very important needs. First, we have a medical clinic, but no doctor."

Biden whips out his phone, dials a number, talks to somebody for two minutes and then hangs up. "I've pulled some strings. Your doctor will arrive in a few days. Now what was the second problem?"

"We have no way to get clean water. The local mining operation has poisoned the water our people have been drinking for thousands of years. We've been flying bottled water in, and it's terribly expensive."

Once again, Biden dials a number, yells into the phone for a few minutes, and then hangs up. "The mine has been shut down, and the owner is being billed for setting up a purification plant for your people.

Now what was that third problem?"

"We have no cellphone reception up here," the chief says.