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04-11-2021, 17:07
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CF Adviser
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Re: The 2021 Joke Thread
To me, a joke is a gift, generally meant with good intentions to make us smile or cringe at a silly pun.
Even political cartoons make you think about the perspective of an exaggerated analogy.
I enjoy the good and the bad and like cooking, prefer someone else's to my own.
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04-11-2021, 17:08
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#1292
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Registered User
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Location: Long Beach, CA
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Re: The 2021 Joke Thread
Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes.
That way, when you criticize them you are a mile away… And you have their shoes.
-Jack Handy
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04-11-2021, 18:34
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#1293
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Moderator
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Location: aboard, cruising in Australia
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Re: The 2021 Joke Thread
Before a sailor criticizes another sailer, he/she should sail a mile in his boat.
That way, you'll know what he has to put up with--and you may feel very happy to return the vessel without fixing it up.
Cheers!
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04-11-2021, 19:26
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#1294
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Location: New England. USA.
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Re: The 2021 Joke Thread
I’m not sure which one is better.
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05-11-2021, 01:03
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#1295
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Senior Cruiser
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Re: The 2021 Joke Thread
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"If you didn't have the time or money to do it right in the first place, when will you get the time/$ to fix it?"
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05-11-2021, 03:27
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#1296
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Senior Cruiser
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Re: The 2021 Joke Thread
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Gord May
"If you didn't have the time or money to do it right in the first place, when will you get the time/$ to fix it?"
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05-11-2021, 03:46
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Senior Cruiser
Join Date: Mar 2003
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Re: The 2021 Joke Thread
COP26 promises?
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"If you didn't have the time or money to do it right in the first place, when will you get the time/$ to fix it?"
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05-11-2021, 03:55
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Registered User
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Re: The 2021 Joke Thread
Quote:
Originally Posted by StuM
Long live the 2021 Joke Thread!
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I think you mean, "Long live the 2020 Won Joke Thread."
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05-11-2021, 11:21
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Re: The 2021 Joke Thread
Quote:
Originally Posted by dfelsent
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Where do you find these? Even the first INE has an article on half the women posing naked for the camera… what is going on on GB?
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06-11-2021, 03:00
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#1300
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Senior Cruiser
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Re: The 2021 Joke Thread
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Gord May
"If you didn't have the time or money to do it right in the first place, when will you get the time/$ to fix it?"
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06-11-2021, 03:02
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#1301
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Senior Cruiser
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Re: The 2021 Joke Thread
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Gord May
"If you didn't have the time or money to do it right in the first place, when will you get the time/$ to fix it?"
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08-11-2021, 02:16
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Senior Cruiser
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Re: The 2021 Joke Thread
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Gord May
"If you didn't have the time or money to do it right in the first place, when will you get the time/$ to fix it?"
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08-11-2021, 06:12
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Re: The 2021 Joke Thread
pppppppppppppppppppppppppp
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08-11-2021, 06:18
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#1304
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Registered User
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Location: South Carolina
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Re: The 2021 Joke Thread
What's happening with many of the good jokes vanishing? Over board censorship?
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08-11-2021, 06:38
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Senior Cruiser
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Re: The 2021 Joke Thread
Quote:
Originally Posted by SailRN
What's happening with many of the good jokes vanishing? Over board censorship?
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All humorous content has been removed, to avoid offending someone, somewhere, online.
A generous CF moderator walks into a bar.
And orders everyone around.
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"If you didn't have the time or money to do it right in the first place, when will you get the time/$ to fix it?"
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