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Old 04-11-2021, 17:07   #1291
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Re: The 2021 Joke Thread

To me, a joke is a gift, generally meant with good intentions to make us smile or cringe at a silly pun.

Even political cartoons make you think about the perspective of an exaggerated analogy.

I enjoy the good and the bad and like cooking, prefer someone else's to my own.
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Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes.
That way, when you criticize them you are a mile away… And you have their shoes.
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Old 04-11-2021, 18:34   #1293
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Before a sailor criticizes another sailer, he/she should sail a mile in his boat.

That way, you'll know what he has to put up with--and you may feel very happy to return the vessel without fixing it up.

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Old 04-11-2021, 19:26   #1294
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Old 05-11-2021, 03:27   #1296
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Old 05-11-2021, 03:46   #1297
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Long live the 2021 Joke Thread!

I think you mean, "Long live the 2020 Won Joke Thread."
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Where do you find these? Even the first INE has an article on half the women posing naked for the camera… what is going on on GB?
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What's happening with many of the good jokes vanishing? Over board censorship?
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What's happening with many of the good jokes vanishing? Over board censorship?
All humorous content has been removed, to avoid offending someone, somewhere, online.


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And orders everyone around.
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