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Old 21-07-2021, 10:46   #421
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Somebody once told me that I was very mean.
I said that's not true, sometimes I'm very median.

(Sorry, that was an average joke)

Me (at the numbers store): “Can I please purchase all of these averages?”
Clerk: “Sure, buy all means”

(Admittedly a median joke, at best)


How many standard deviations from the truth?

You do have a good Range
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First, it was Earth Day ➥ https://www.earthday.org/
Then, it was Earth Hour ➥ https://www.earthhour.org/

What’s next?
A moment of silence, for our planet ➥ https://www.dnatured.com/environment...lence-by-2050/
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Three conspiracy theorists walk into a bar.
That can’t just be a coincidence.

I have an EpiPen.
My friend gave it to me when he was dying, it seemed very important to him that I have it.
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Q: Which knight invented King Arthur’s Round Table?
A: Sir Cumference.

Q: What’s red and smells like blue paint?
A: Red paint.

Q: Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees?
A: Because they’re so good at it.

Q: When does a joke turn into a dad joke?
A: When it becomes apparent.

Q: What’s brown and sticky?
A: A stick.

Q: Why is it hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs?
A: They always take things literally.
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