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Old 31-01-2023, 19:08   #3706
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Think it's a police trap?




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Old 01-02-2023, 13:50   #3708
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A old Biker stops at a country pub after a long summer ride . When he goes through the doors, hanging over the bar is a menu.thats says
Larger £2.00
HamBurger £2.50
cheeseburger £3.00
Chicken Burger £3.50
Hand Job £50
There is an exceptionlly Attractive Barmaid serving a couple of old farmers at the bar.
The Biker checks his wallet to see what funds he has and calls the Barmaid over.
"Yes ?" she says with a knowing smile "How can i help you?"
The old biker leans over the bar "I was wondering youg lady" Then whispers "Are you the one that gives the hand Job?"
She looks into his eyes and with a big smile says " why yes, i sure am"
The old biker moves closer to her left ear and whispers "Well,Wash your hands real good because i want a cheeseburger"
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A wise captain once said.
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Jeez, you found a Karen.
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You got to love the keys!
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$100 says there's a coyote under that rock!
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