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21-06-2022, 07:15
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Re: The 2021 & 2022 Joke Threads
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22-06-2022, 02:30
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Re: The 2021 & 2022 Joke Threads
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"If you didn't have the time or money to do it right in the first place, when will you get the time/$ to fix it?"
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22-06-2022, 20:59
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Re: The 2021 & 2022 Joke Threads
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Life is 10% the cards you are dealt, 90% how you play em
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22-06-2022, 21:00
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Re: The 2021 & 2022 Joke Threads
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Life is 10% the cards you are dealt, 90% how you play em
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22-06-2022, 21:01
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Re: The 2021 & 2022 Joke Threads
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Rob aka Uncle Bob Sydney Australia.
Life is 10% the cards you are dealt, 90% how you play em
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22-06-2022, 21:02
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Re: The 2021 & 2022 Joke Threads
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Rob aka Uncle Bob Sydney Australia.
Life is 10% the cards you are dealt, 90% how you play em
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23-06-2022, 02:08
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Re: The 2021 & 2022 Joke Threads
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Gord May
"If you didn't have the time or money to do it right in the first place, when will you get the time/$ to fix it?"
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23-06-2022, 02:10
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Re: The 2021 & 2022 Joke Threads
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Gord May
"If you didn't have the time or money to do it right in the first place, when will you get the time/$ to fix it?"
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23-06-2022, 02:13
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Re: The 2021 & 2022 Joke Threads
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Gord May
"If you didn't have the time or money to do it right in the first place, when will you get the time/$ to fix it?"
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23-06-2022, 05:45
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23-06-2022, 17:46
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Re: The 2021 & 2022 Joke Threads
Archwomen
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23-06-2022, 19:35
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Re: The 2021 & 2022 Joke Threads
My windex is a great navigation device.
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It always points to the next waypoint!
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24-06-2022, 10:20
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The optimist says: “The glass is half full.”
The pessimist says: “The glass is half empty.”
The engineer says: “The glass is twice as big as it needs to be.”
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24-06-2022, 10:23
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Firemandivi
The optimist says: “The glass is half full.”
The pessimist says: “The glass is half empty.”
The engineer says: “The glass is twice as big as it needs to be.”
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The sailor says it can be refilled...
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24-06-2022, 14:36
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Re: The 2021 & 2022 Joke Threads
Quote:
Originally Posted by Singularity
A sailor has forgotten what a glass is.
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But you have forgotten the epic "Arrrghh, Matey, the glass be fallin' fast... we're in for a blow".
That is what a glass is to a sailor!
Barrin' a glass of rum, of course!
Jim
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