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Old 21-06-2022, 07:15   #3121
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The optimist says: “The glass is half full.”
The pessimist says: “The glass is half empty.”
The engineer says: “The glass is twice as big as it needs to be.”
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The optimist says: “The glass is half full.”
The pessimist says: “The glass is half empty.”
The engineer says: “The glass is twice as big as it needs to be.”
The sailor says it can be refilled...
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A sailor has forgotten what a glass is.
But you have forgotten the epic "Arrrghh, Matey, the glass be fallin' fast... we're in for a blow".

That is what a glass is to a sailor!

Barrin' a glass of rum, of course!

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