The 2021 -2024 and Continuing Joke Threads

[Jamme]

[GordMay]

One could only wish ...

[Wotname]

Dave and Pete were a couple of drinking buddies who worked as aircraft engineers in Darwin, Australia .
One day the airport was fogged in and they were stuck in the hangar with nothing to do.
Dave said, 'Man, I wish we had something to drink!'
Pete says, 'Me too. Y'know, I've heard you can drink jet fuel and get a buzz.
You wanna try it?'
So they pour themselves a couple of glasses of high octane booze and get completely smashed.
The next morning Dave wakes up and is surprised at how good he feels.
In fact he feels GREAT! NO hangover! NO bad side effects.
Nothing!
Then the phone rings. It's Pete.
Pete says, 'Hey, how do you feel this morning?'
Dave says, 'I feel great, how about you?'
Pete says, 'I feel great, too. You don't have a hangover?'
Dave says, 'No that jet fuel is great stuff -- no hangover, nothing. We ought to do this more often..'
' Yeah, well there's just one thing.'
'What's that?'
'Have you farted yet?'
'No.'
'Well, DON’T - 'cause I'm in bloody New Zealand '

[Jamme]

We are young inside after all:

[Jamme]

[Jamme]

[carstenb]

Originally Posted by SailRN

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When did they stop teaching little girls this?

More to the point - where do I find a woman who will do this?

The world began to go to hell the day we gave women the vote

[MicHughV]

Big daddy elephant and his young son are munching on some grass on top of the hill, when a heard of female elephants hove into sight....

Excited, the son turns to his dad and sez " hey dad, let's run down there and have some fun wid one o' dem girl elephants"

Dad sez " son, why don't we walk down there and have some fun with all of them"...

[Joh.Ghurt]

Originally Posted by carstenb

More to the point - where do I find a woman who will do this?
The world began to go to hell the day we gave women the vote

Women's behaviour is created by what men let them get away with.
Men's behaviour is created by what women let them get away with.

Also

Women's behaviour is created by what men offer.
Men's behaviour is created by what women offer.

With this you know why the society is the way it is and who's to blame.

[GordMay]

[GordMay]

[GordMay]

Think ahead:

[Eigenvector]

Life is tough...........

[SailRN]

[SailRN]