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Old 03-12-2021, 02:04   #1501
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Old 04-12-2021, 03:20   #1507
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How many software engineers are needed to change a light bulb?




None, it's a hardware problem.
How many Social Workers does it take the change a light bulb?


Only one, but the light bulb must really want to change.
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Q: How many sailors does it take to change a light bulb?

A1: Presumably, fewer than it would take to change a heavy bulb.

A2: Of course, it might also depend upon the time of year, and whether the bulbs need to be divided, and how deep they need to be planted, and whether the soil is frozen, and such like things.

A3: None. There's not enough money in the budget to buy new bulbs, so the crew will have to keep patching the old ones, or try to charter a bulb from another boat.

A4: None. Sailors can find the blender, margarita glasses, and large shaker of salt, in the dark.
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?


Four, one to hold the light bulb, and three to turn the ladder.
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For 500, I think you could strike a better deal and go out with a smile on your face
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Great Idea. I'll do both.
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When you're the only person in the band that practices.

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