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03-12-2021, 02:04
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Re: The 2021 Joke Thread
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Gord May
"If you didn't have the time or money to do it right in the first place, when will you get the time/$ to fix it?"
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03-12-2021, 02:41
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Re: The 2021 Joke Thread
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Gord May
"If you didn't have the time or money to do it right in the first place, when will you get the time/$ to fix it?"
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03-12-2021, 02:51
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Re: The 2021 Joke Thread
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Gord May
"If you didn't have the time or money to do it right in the first place, when will you get the time/$ to fix it?"
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03-12-2021, 02:56
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Re: The 2021 Joke Thread
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Gord May
"If you didn't have the time or money to do it right in the first place, when will you get the time/$ to fix it?"
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04-12-2021, 01:35
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Re: The 2021 Joke Thread
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Gord May
"If you didn't have the time or money to do it right in the first place, when will you get the time/$ to fix it?"
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04-12-2021, 01:39
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Re: The 2021 Joke Thread
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"If you didn't have the time or money to do it right in the first place, when will you get the time/$ to fix it?"
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04-12-2021, 03:20
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Re: The 2021 Joke Thread
Quote:
Originally Posted by SailRN
How many software engineers are needed to change a light bulb?
None, it's a hardware problem.
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How many Social Workers does it take the change a light bulb?
Only one, but the light bulb must really want to change.
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04-12-2021, 03:45
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Re: The 2021 Joke Thread
Q: How many sailors does it take to change a light bulb?
A1: Presumably, fewer than it would take to change a heavy bulb.
A2: Of course, it might also depend upon the time of year, and whether the bulbs need to be divided, and how deep they need to be planted, and whether the soil is frozen, and such like things.
A3: None. There's not enough money in the budget to buy new bulbs, so the crew will have to keep patching the old ones, or try to charter a bulb from another boat.
A4: None. Sailors can find the blender, margarita glasses, and large shaker of salt, in the dark.
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"If you didn't have the time or money to do it right in the first place, when will you get the time/$ to fix it?"
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04-12-2021, 06:18
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Re: The 2021 Joke Thread
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04-12-2021, 06:21
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Re: The 2021 Joke Thread
How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
Four, one to hold the light bulb, and three to turn the ladder.
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In theory, practice and theory are the same. In practice they are not.
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04-12-2021, 06:42
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Re: The 2021 Joke Thread
I'm in
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Now retired from the Oilfield,
Just Playing a Banjo in a Whorehouse.
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04-12-2021, 06:58
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Re: The 2021 Joke Thread
Quote:
Originally Posted by Eigenvector
I'm in
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For 500, I think you could strike a better deal and go out with a smile on your face
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04-12-2021, 12:36
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Location: Mostly Texas
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Re: The 2021 Joke Thread
Quote:
Originally Posted by Pelagic
For 500, I think you could strike a better deal and go out with a smile on your face
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Great Idea. I'll do both.
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04-12-2021, 13:16
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Re: The 2021 Joke Thread
When you're the only person in the band that practices.
https://youtu.be/3xLog21skqA
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04-12-2021, 13:18
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