No one ever sets out to write stupid laws. There is absolutely no doubt that someone, at some point, thought that each and every "stupid law" out there was a good and reasonable idea, necessary for society to function properly, and appropriate for government to address.
Think about that the next time you say to yourself, "there ought to be a law!"
Next time I have sex with an animal I will make sure it is over forty pounds. I wonder if that includes shoes.
Well my wife can be a real animal but she does weigh more than 40 lbs. That is with her shoes off but she does leave her hat on.
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The water is always bluer on the other side of the ocean.
Sometimes it's necessary to state the obvious for the benefit of the oblivious.
Rust is the poor man's Loctite.
Always a sign of high moral character or a leaky roof
The roof is just fine.
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The water is always bluer on the other side of the ocean.
Sometimes it's necessary to state the obvious for the benefit of the oblivious.
Rust is the poor man's Loctite.