Originally Posted by monache
What other requirements do I have to meet? I posted my marital status if that is what you are talking about.
Originally Posted by zeehag
gotcha. sorry i am a tad slow... welcome...!!!
Oh poo... I missed a golden opportunity... Here was requirement #1
1. Turn on the AC really high so it's cold in the house, put a 3-4 various sizes of line in one large random pile on the bottom of your tub and run a cold shower
with the drain partially blocked so you maintain 6-12" of water... Head
to your living room and prop up the back legs of your sofa 6-8" so it tilts forward at a fairly large angle... Scatter a few large and small objects on the floor between the sofa and the shower
... Stay up until 3AM so you're exhausted, hop on the sofa nekid, set your alarm
for 4AM and turn off all lights...(lights must be kept off for the remainder of this requirement) When your alarm
goes off, run to the bathroom cursing like a sailor for all the painful encounters with the items strewn in your path... Hop in the cold shower and plop down in the tub... feel around to find the bitter end of the largest line and tie a bowline around your waist... Now search for two bitter ends of different sized lines and join them with a bend of your choosing... After you've completed this, you may then curl up on the bath mat for a few more moments of sleep... (extra credit for no mat and a cold hard floor) (double extra credit if you sprinkle a few drops of diesel
around the bathroom baseboards)
Originally Posted by lucyloo730
Sounds like an 'interesting' trip ... Gives you something to repair though... Men
love a good repair job !!
Hmmm you are in the same 'I won't take a reef in until the conditions are so bad that you will surely get swiped off the deck
when absolutely forced to take in said reef' group .... You and my mum would get on ... She sails
only to see the rails in the water !'
... Sounds great but defiantly not at this angle !! ... And a huge steak is always a must !!
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Oh man! I must REALLY LOVE repairing things then!!! I have a very large list with the approximate financial requirement equal to the GDP of a small to medium sized country...
Over canvased in the right conditions is too much fun... Condition #1 of course is provisions for your beverage... =closed cup with a straw ... You and mum don't mind straw cups do you?...
The BBQ tends to lose it's charm over 15 kts or 10 degrees... AND... I have a hard time coming up with much that isn't better on the Q!