Originally Posted by RaymondR
I'm not going to read all the posts in this thread to see if it's already been stated but does anyone have a date tor this EOW occurrence, I have a really nasty anchor winch removal
job in a limited entry forepeak to do and I'd like to get out of it and not bother if the EOW event is fairly is soon?
Yes, the day after tomorrow.
God decided He was finally fed up with the human race
and decided to end it for good. He called up a reporter at the New York
Times to tell him the news: The world would ends the day after tomorrow.
The reporter tried to talk God out of it, but God was firm and wouldn't be swayed. The reporter then asked if he had an exclusive. God said that He was going to call four other news outlets.
Headlines the next day:
The New York
Times: "God says world to end tomorrow; story and analysis on page B11."
The Wall Street Journal: "God says world to end tomorrow; market to close early"
USA Today: "IT'S OVER!"
Post: "God says world to end tomorrow; women
and minorities hardest hit."
Fox News: “President Trump to Speak!"
Donald Trump speaks to America:
“Today is a very special day for all of us. Why ? I'll tell you. I have two good news to announce.
The first is that I am the messenger of God, he spoke to me in person.
The second good news is that within 24 hours, yes you've heard well, in 24 hours, the problem of unemployment will be solved
, the financial crisis will be solved
, there will be no more removals at the borders, no more cronyism, no more nepotism, no more violence, no more tax increases. I say what I do, and I do what I say. These promises will be kept!