Pirate Killer Needed . . .

[DrivenByTheWind]

Originally Posted by GordMay

One has to wonder what terms DrivenByTheWind must have Googled to elicit this return?

Originally Posted by Blue Stocking

Drunks, bikinis, pirates,sailboats, exotic locales.. Sound to me likes a lyric from one of our "favourite" recording stars

It was a simple search for "sailing" in the 'for sale' section of the site. I was looking for cheap parts - came up with cheap girls instead That's my story and I'm sticking to it.

Originally Posted by ahnutts!

I applied for the job, I'll let you know if I get it.

Originally Posted by Stillraining

I just e-mailed the link to a single friend of mine who signed up on two dating sites...Ill let you know how it goes...

Originally Posted by sailingaway221

I applied... sounds right up my alley!

I do expect a report from the potential "pirate killers" that apply. I just must know how they respond to applicants

[Ex-Calif]

Two chicks and Pirate Killer

[Pelagic]

While practicing my recreational dyslexia I just noticed what a difference a “P” makes in that add…....lol...

[Mule]

I cannot help but wonder if the job comes "with benefits".

[Ahnlaashock]

Wonder if they need a slightly used 50 year old ugly hillbilly?
I can handle the duties just fine.
No benefits needed or wanted. I went wild woman hunting some years back. I captured one. She followed me home and has never left. Over 27 years.
I definitely am not wild woman hunting, but sailing around the world working my way sounds like a lot of fun.
They certainly can't scam me out of any money, and I need someone to pay me to workout everyday!
If the pirates capture us, they will throw me back when they find out how little anyone will pay to get me back!

[Bill Lee]

Although I haven't killed any pirates - I have been known to tie one on. Does that qualify me? Great ad.....