I have written a theme song for you:
Poop, exciting and new
Come Aboard. We're expecting you.
Poop, life's sweetest reward.
Let it flow, it floats back to you.
Poop
Boat soon will be making another run
The Poop Boat promises something for everyone
Set a course for adventure,
Your mind on a new romance.
Poop won't hurt anymore
It's an open smile on a friendly shore.
Yes Poooooooooooooooop! It's Pooooooooooooooooop! (hey-ah!)
Poop Boat soon will be making another run
The Poop Boat promises something for everyone
Set a course for adventure,
Your mind on a new romance.
Poop won't hurt anymore
It's an open smile on a friendly shore.
It's Poooooooooooooooooooop! It's Poooooooooooooooooop! It's
Poooooooooooooooooooooooop!
It's the Poop Boat-ah! It's the Poop Boat-ah!