This made me think of a
funny story from Ellery
Thompson, the old fisherman profiled by Joseph Mitchell in
The New Yorker decades ago.
Thompson was a good amateur painter on the side. All the local
fishing boat captains wanted paintings done of their boats -- and they wanted the boat depicted in a storm, preferably at the moment of being struck by
lightning.
Your mom obviously took a different view of how to properly
paint a boat . . .
(For more on Ellery Thompson, get a copy of his memoir
Draggerman's Haul, or read Mitchell's profile in
Up in the Old Hotel.)