Liar, liar, pants on fire!

[SmartMove]

Originally Posted by SmartMove

OMG everyone! I was going to post something witty, but it escapes me now!

So DOJ was that guy kidnapping your goat? You never told us you had a sheep too -- don't tell the Aussies about the goat or they will think you are 'Funny'! (I read about it on the joke thread).

I need to correct my post -- the last statement should have said sheep!

[jackdale]

Has CF transformed itself into Sailing Anarchy?

[Stu Jackson]

Better than the Joke Thread.

Why don't we just move this over there?

[Capt Phil]

+1, Jackdale! I too, believe we are sliding into SA! Phil

[tropicalescape]

Originally Posted by boatsail

If your post had less spelling errors, I might take it seriously.

You only put faith in folks that can spell correct? I bet you get let down often...

[Tony B]

Originally Posted by David_Old_Jersey

Some things in life are in the "so weird yer can't make them up" category.....

I'm still struggling to understand 'Date Night'. This may turn out to be one hell of a party.

[neelie]

Only if unspeakable cruelty amuses one, as it did the person who posted these pictures.

[Rakuflames]

Originally Posted by Delancy

You claim your hair is on fire but your pants are not and provide no further details. You further indicate you are missing some of your hair but do not say how much. How much hair? What color and what material are the pants made from? Details please. I am seriously starting to wonder if the claim that your hair is on fire is truthful. IMO you should call 911

No no no -- he should set off his EPIRB!

[Normanby]

Originally Posted by boatsail

If your post had less spelling errors, I might take it seriously.

I'd take your post seriously if you'd written "fewer" rather than the (incorrect) word "less".
Nar nee nar nee nar nar.
Matt
(Being Conan the Grammarian again.)

[IdoraKeeper]

Originally Posted by Rakuflames

No no no -- he should set off his EPIRB!

My EPRIB is so old that the satellites it was designed to talk to were shut down with fall of the Berlin wall. I have no idea why my boat came equipped to comunicate with Soviet satellites... But that is nothing compared to the kidnapping of DOJ's goat....one question, did the goat know about the sheep, and how many sheep?

[goboatingnow]

[David_Old_Jersey]

Originally Posted by neelie

Only if unspeakable cruelty amuses one, as it did the person who posted these pictures.

Not nearly as funny as my quick scan of your post - at first glance I thought you had spelt "amuses" with n's instead of an m ........but as you have clearly spotted, small things do amuse small minds .

[zeehag]

my epirb was sooo old it abandoned ship before the po sold this boat to me.

[IdoraKeeper]

Originally Posted by zeehag

my epirb was sooo old it abandoned ship before the po sold this boat to me.

Maybe it ended up on my boat. Was it as big as a bread box and all stuffed with vacuum tubes?

[Triton318]

Originally Posted by boatsail

If your post had less spelling errors, I might take it seriously.

Grammatically speaking, it should be "fewer" -- If your post had fewer spelling errors...

Oops, never mind; someone beat me to it!