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Old 17-09-2019, 13:45   #1
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FIRST JOKE You Remember

Thought it would be fun to share the very first joke you can still remember and tried to tell....when growing up

For me as a 6 year old Scottish school boy, this was my first and I even remember it with my strong Scottish accent.....(long gone now)

Wit deed the constipated mathematician do?
....he worked it out with a pencil
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Old 17-09-2019, 14:45   #2
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Lettuce in, it's pouring out here!

Orange you glad I didn't say banana again?
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There was this joke club: People got together to tell jokes and everyone had a good laugh.
It was time consuming however so to save time and get more jokes in, they started numbering the jokes: One guy would say 34 and everybody got a good laugh, 73 and they would laugh again, 23 and they all laugh, but one guy could not stop laughing, turned out he never heard it before.
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Re: FIRST JOKE You Remember

Not certain they’re the first, but definitely among them:

What is purple and long?
The grape wall of China.

What's purple and huge and swims in the ocean?
Moby Grape.
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What’s purple and conquered the world? Alexander the grape.
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Re: FIRST JOKE You Remember

my dad was chemical engineer out of r p i ... my mommas poppa graduated r p i saludatorian. so.
the indian chief sent his son to r pi for an education. son came home for a holiday and was asked by dad === son as you are now an engineering student i would like to assign you the job of installing lights in our community bathroom.
so he did that. his english professor had then speak of what was done during their vacation. the son of chief blurted that he wired a head for a reservation.

ok so dad and grandpoppa dragged it out looonnnnggg and was much more funnier... there was also this one..
the family was driving to a family meeting. one son fell out the wagon. family was searching everywhere and placed signage in support of the search.
sign say watch out for falling rock.

did i mention son name was falling rock..... hahaha GROAN
engineers have silly dumb jokes, but i am used to them since birth
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Re: FIRST JOKE You Remember

What's black, white and read (or red) all over.


A1. A newspaper.


A2. An embarrassed zebra.
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What's black, white and read (or red) all over.


A1. A newspaper.


A2. An embarrassed zebra.
actually could be right, think those were among my first.

Also black&white black&white black&white black&white, nun rolling down a hill.
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Knock knock....who’s there....olive......olive who......olive you.
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What do you call a bear with no ear?


B


I told it to my 6 year old nephew recently and he actually went his pants.

Fish with no eye?

Fsh

I could go on.....
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A visiting official of the Presbyterian church was with our sunday school and he said he had never listened to a rude joke and as we were all so young we could make that our aim. Unfortunately for me it was too late.
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Re: FIRST JOKE You Remember

The first I remember was what's black and white and red all over, with the newspaper, but then in the era of sick jokes, the answer became "a wounded nun."

The ones I liked best I learned as a young adult, and most were shaggy dog stories involving puns or various forms of irony.

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The knock knock joke to end all conversation:

a) want to hear a knock knock joke?
b) ya sure
a) ok, you start
b) knock knock
a) who's there?
b).......???? I don't know.........
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Thought it would be fun to share the very first joke you can still remember and tried to tell....when growing up

For me as a 6 year old Scottish school boy, this was my first and I even remember it with my strong Scottish accent.....(long gone now)

Wit deed the constipated mathematician do?
....he worked it out with a pencil
Oh, gross!

(But funny.)
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