Earth Tilt Disaster Analysis . . .

[Adelie]

Originally Posted by Wannafish

He's not really "leap frogging"...he plans to stop half way thru the jump...

What do you mean plans to. Look at the picture he has stopped midway thru the jump.

Boatman, I like the new avatar.

[joey69]

funny

[gettinthere]

proof positive that it's our fixation with our nuts that gets us in trouble every time.

[David_Old_Jersey]

Where does Al Gore want me to send a cheque?

[boatman61]

Originally Posted by delmarrey

I knew it had to be a joke just from the title.

At least you didn't say.... "Just from the Poster...... "

[w1651]

Good one boatman. That squirel gets around . Wait until he sees a coconut!

[perchance]

Form the politically incorrect file: " Scotsmen wear kilts cause zippers stampede the sheep"

[mintyspilot]

Originally Posted by perchance

Form the politically incorrect file: " Scotsmen wear kilts cause zippers stampede the sheep"

Along with..... why do farmers wear wide wellington boots? So you can insert the sheep's rear legs to hold it still.

[boatman61]

Originally Posted by mintyspilot

Along with..... why do farmers wear wide wellington boots? So you can insert the sheep's rear legs to hold it still.

And I thought it was 'why do farmers wear white wellington boots? So you can insert the sheep's rear legs and no one will notice..'

[w1651]

Going down hill fast...

[zeehag]

going???? downhill??? we a sea level, sugah.....LOL. dont think ye can get anymore downhill than that.....
and if ye means the jokes-- we already knew that one also.....kind of a pattern here---sheep, goats, ..
boatman--cool new avatar!

[w1651]

Originally Posted by zeehag

going???? downhill??? we a sea level, sugah.....LOL. dont think ye can get anymore downhill than that.....
and if ye means the jokes-- we already knew that one also.....kind of a pattern here---sheep, goats, ..
boatman--cool new avatar!

Your Right !

Sinking Fast !!!!

But I still have to watch. I don't want to, but it's like an accident scene or something you just have to look...

[Adelie]

Originally Posted by zeehag

going???? downhill??? we a sea level, sugah.....LOL. dont think ye can get anymore downhill than that.....
and if ye means the jokes-- we already knew that one also.....kind of a pattern here---sheep, goats, ..
boatman--cool new avatar!

Come on Z, you live in San Diego, you should know you can get a lot lower, and without even getting wet. Drive 2hr east towards El Centro. About 10mi before you get to El Centro there is a high way sign that says ' Elevation - Sea Level', and you are still going downhill towards El Centro, both literally and figuratively. Just north of there is the Salton Sea which is something like 200' below.

So it's just like all of us on the forum, we may be at sea level, but we can still go a lot lower, literally and figuratively.

[zeehag]

aaahhh, but me car doesnt go into deserts--is afraid it will fall into its pile of rust afore i leave here.....and me boat wont sail into that place, so i am safe, for the moment, until the seas rise and i can sail to my momma's place in scottsdale.

[Adelie]

Since your car is afraid of going there it's a good thing I included the picture.