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02-10-2012, 17:11
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Registered User
Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: Virginia
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It was a hot summer day that August. My body slippery and glistening from persperation as i'd just finished my task of pulling anchor. I was young. A young woman perched up near the starbord bow, legs dangling over the gunnel and between them a station.
The evening breeze was gentle and I sat and enjoyed the steady rhythmic rolling and pounding as the bow broke wave upon wave. Still, with the breeze kissing my skin, I felt no relief from the heat.
Then I spotted him. There, left amidships on the bullwork and tied securely to the topsides hand holds. Tan and I guess about 5 gallons in size. He was mine to have. A helpless slave to me, no hope of escape. I would use him to my liking!
I rose up, hot and almost breathless to lay claim upon him. With a devious smirk I grabbed at him, embraced him momentarily in my right arm as my left hand had hold of the starbord shroud. Then very unceremoniously, I threw him over the side.
Just as swiftly I began to retrieve him. Hand over hand, pulling upon his wet and slppery line until I once again had my arm around him, pressed against my belly and groin.
Then I sat on the cabin top and lowered him slowly between my legs. I bent over him, and with both hands lifted him above my head and poured his contents upon my scorching flesh.
I was soaking wet and in total ecstasy. I unleashed him from his bindings. Closed him up in the cockpit lazzeret.
Then I layed upon the fore deck. Exhausted and cooled as the warm breeze and sun carressed and dried my skin.
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02-10-2012, 17:27
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Registered User
Join Date: Jul 2009
Location: Lviv, Ukraine
Boat: Ohlson 38
Posts: 691
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Re: Do You Remember Your First Bucket?
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Originally Posted by Gadagirl
It was a hot summer day that August. My body slippery and glistening from persperation as i'd just finished my task of pulling anchor. I was young. A young woman perched up near the starbord bow, legs dangling over the gunnel and between them a station.
The evening breeze was gentle and I sat and enjoyed the steady rhythmic rolling and pounding as the bow broke wave upon wave. Still, with the breeze kissing my skin, I felt no relief from the heat.
Then I spotted him. There, left amidships on the bullwork and tied securely to the topsides hand holds. Tan and I guess about 5 gallons in size. He was mine to have. A helpless slave to me, no hope of escape. I would use him to my liking!
I rose up, hot and almost breathless to lay claim upon him. With a devious smirk I grabbed at him, embraced him momentarily in my right arm as my left hand had hold of the starbord shroud. Then very unceremoniously, I threw him over the side.
Just as swiftly I began to retrieve him. Hand over hand, pulling upon his wet and slppery line until I once again had my arm around him, pressed against my belly and groin.
Then I sat on the cabin top and lowered him slowly between my legs. I bent over him, and with both hands lifted him above my head and poured his contents upon my scorching flesh.
I was soaking wet and in total ecstasy. I unleashed him from his bindings. Closed him up in the cockpit lazzeret.
Then I layed upon the fore deck. Exhausted and cooled as the warm breeze and sun carressed and dried my skin.
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The paramedics just left. I'm not sure what happened, one minute I was reading cruisers and the next minute....
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02-10-2012, 17:29
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Armchair Bucketeer
Join Date: Oct 2006
Posts: 10,012
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Re: Do You Remember Your First Bucket?
I think we might have a winner...............
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02-10-2012, 17:36
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Registered User
Join Date: Sep 2009
Location: Houston
Boat: ‘01 Catana 401
Posts: 9,626
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Re: Do You Remember Your First Bucket?
When I was young, my first bucket was a work bucket. Not something you wanted in the house with you, but rather a patched and scarred bucket with adhesives and cement still marking it's hide. That bucket taught me the value of a days hard work, and the joy of labor. Later in life I had flings with a variety of flashy buckets, even some rental buckets. I always came back to the work bucket.
Now I have a soft, clean companion bucket. But I still keep my work bucket outside.
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02-10-2012, 17:44
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2008
Posts: 2,140
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Re: Do You Remember Your First Bucket?
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Originally Posted by Ironhorse74
I thought I recognized you from the Post Office
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Not the Post Office. Probably saw the wanted poster in West Marine they may have a warrant out for me for making my own buckets instead of buying some of their "marine" ones.
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02-10-2012, 17:47
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Moderator Emeritus
Join Date: Jan 2012
Location: Northern NSW.Australia
Boat: Sunmaid 20, John Welsford Navigator
Posts: 9,549
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Re: Do You Remember Your First Bucket?
Gadagirl. That is pure bucket porn. There will be a DVD genre soon devoted to it.
Coops.
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When somebody told me that I was delusional, I almost fell off of my unicorn.
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02-10-2012, 17:51
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Moderator Emeritus
Join Date: Jan 2012
Location: Northern NSW.Australia
Boat: Sunmaid 20, John Welsford Navigator
Posts: 9,549
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Re: Do You Remember Your First Bucket?
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Originally Posted by mbianka
Not the Post Office. Probably saw the wanted poster in West Marine they may have a warrant out for me for making my own buckets instead of buying some of their "marine" ones.
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First bucket porn, now homegrown/moonshine buckets. Is there no end to this depravity? What next? Bucket sniffing.
Coops.
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When somebody told me that I was delusional, I almost fell off of my unicorn.
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02-10-2012, 17:55
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2008
Posts: 2,140
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Re: Do You Remember Your First Bucket?
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Originally Posted by virginia boy
OMG... that's disturbing! Do I recognize you from this blog? Sociopath World
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LOL. Well,I don't know about you but, I was voted "happiest" in my high school yearbook. Still am. Though what is disturbing is that you would know about that website. Though I will say that this time of year empty anitifreeze jugs do fear me.
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04-10-2012, 13:07
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C.L.O.D
Join Date: Apr 2010
Posts: 8,232
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Re: Do You Remember Your First Bucket?
Buckets have come and gone, so many I can't remember them all. But this one, old, ugly and grey, is strong and amazing. That's why my relationship with this bucket has outdone all the other better looking ones. As I sit on it's open orifice, squeezing my bodily juices into it's deep cavity, it sits quietly on the heaving decks as I bounce on it without complaint.
I love my bucket.
But I REALLY wish HWMO wouldn't wash the bloomin dishes in it!
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04-10-2012, 13:09
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2012
Location: Nanny State
Boat: 22' Westerly Nomad
Posts: 594
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Re: Do You Remember Your First Bucket?
The thread came back!
Thanks Mods!
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Dean - 22' Westerly Nomad - Travelnik
A 14-foot mini-cruiser is minimalist. A 19ft is comfortable, and anything much larger than a 25 borders on ostentatious.
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04-10-2012, 13:47
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Moderator Emeritus
Join Date: Jan 2012
Location: Northern NSW.Australia
Boat: Sunmaid 20, John Welsford Navigator
Posts: 9,549
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Re: Do You Remember Your First Bucket?
Must have gone away whilst i was asleep. Thank goodness it is back anyway. Been some fun, some laughs and a bunch of good little imaginations running wild.
Coops.
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When somebody told me that I was delusional, I almost fell off of my unicorn.
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04-10-2012, 14:05
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Registered User
Join Date: May 2011
Location: "Out There" (mailing Austin TX)
Boat: Lafitte 44
Posts: 418
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Re: Do You Remember Your First Bucket?
My birthday... about 6 weeks before I landed in Dublin, and the friend of the family I was staying with, picked me up and took me to the pub. After a few pints, he commented that I was already pissed, and that by my birthday I would be able to handle a bucket... Well from what I remember... i had 12 pints and a shot of whiskey... but apparently there are another few hours we where still in the pub... those i cant tell you anything about.
(For those that dont know.. 8 pints to a bukcet.)
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04-10-2012, 14:09
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#29
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2006
Posts: 1,594
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Re: Do You Remember Your First Bucket?
Say what?????????????????????????????????
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Cape Dory 25D Seraph
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04-10-2012, 16:03
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cat herder, extreme blacksheep
Join Date: Jul 2008
Location: furycame alley , tropics, mexico for now
Boat: 1976 FORMOSA yankee clipper 41
Posts: 18,967
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Re: Do You Remember Your First Bucket?
rodlmao...you guys rock..
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