Do You Pee Standing Up

[boatman61]

Originally Posted by captain58sailin348450

You forgot to mention "Admire the view on the horizon".

Damn... your right... tho' that comes under good watch keeping and Colreg's.... make sure you check behind the head sail...
Arrgghhh

[The Garbone]

I work with a gentleman who fell off his small fishing boat while pinching a loaf over the side. He had to swim for about 4 hours before a casino boat picked him up.

[scoobert]

Originally Posted by Bregts

I have this sign on the wall in the head.
There is also not enough headroom to stand up for anyone over 1m65 so it might not be really needed.

a woman must have made that sign. my junk is in the front.

[Rubikoop]

Originally Posted by boatman61

Peeing over the side instructions... Wander up the leeward side deck to the shrouds.. put one arm round a lower and the other round the masthead shroud.. lean crotch forward and unzip... Extract and shake a bit to ensure clearance from the zip and.. SIGH.... Shake well and return to shelter/repose position ensuring clearance of the zip.. again... Zip up... check the lines at the mast and the fore sheet.. tidy if needed... Wander back.. Put kettle on and refill...

Do you have modified instructions for the crazies out there on vessels using freestanding masts? :-)

[eliems]

Originally Posted by bahamarich

Depends!

Ha ha ... now that's funny!


I was taught that there is a legal right to pee overboard when underway.

[scoobert]

Originally Posted by eliems

Ha ha ... now that's funny!


I was taught that there is a legal right to pee overboard when underway.

only if you pee into the wind.

[boatman61]

Originally Posted by eliems

Ha ha ... now that's funny!

I was taught that there is a legal right to pee overboard when underway.

Doubley so if your a single hander.... this lot will have you up for poor watch keeping if your sitting in the Heads...

[rbauman]

This thread is far more interesting than the Oriental one. Thanks, y'all have made my day!

[Wraith_Mac]

Originally Posted by bahamarich

Depends!

Careful Rich,
That's damn near a positive maybe, also dangerous territory!
Cheers,
Mac
PS. Those Manta's must be good value, they seem to come with a sense of humor fitted as standard.

[Wraith_Mac]

Originally Posted by eliems

Ha ha ... now that's funny!


I was taught that there is a legal right to pee overboard when underway.

Yessir,
Same as on a Golf course, full members only, admire the horizon, don't p*ss into the wind, remember to rezip and never spray a lady member.
Samo, Samo.
Cheers,
Mac

[REsCat]

Every boat with a "male" on board should have one, absolutely priceless! , use it during Yard mode, lumpy seas, .... saves wear and tear on head, saves messy head cleaning, women do not have to fear sitting down....., quick, easy to clean ...and empty!

Ok ....I'm done


Bob

[bahamarich]

Depends!


My dry sense of humor.

[Wraith_Mac]

Originally Posted by REsCat

Every boat with a "male" on board should have one, absolutely priceless! , use it during Yard mode, lumpy seas, .... saves wear and tear on head, saves messy head cleaning, women do not have to fear sitting down....., quick, easy to clean ...and empty!

Ok ....I'm done


Bob

Uh, does one size fit all?
Cheers,
Mac

[Teknav]

Worst case scenario...get fitted with a long-tube Foley Catheter...no splashing anywhere anymore...it flows directly into an easy to service container. Problem solved! Next issue?

Mauritz
Knows and sees all...but you already knew that!

[Neo]

Originally Posted by boatman61

Peeing over the side instructions...
Wander up the leeward side deck to the shrouds..
put one arm round a lower and the other round the masthead shroud..
lean crotch forward and unzip...
Extract and shake a bit to ensure clearance from the zip and..
SIGH....
Shake well and return to shelter/repose position ensuring clearance of the zip.. again...
Zip up... check the lines at the mast and the fore sheet.. tidy if needed...
Wander back..
Put kettle on and refill...

LMAO! Some things you just can't learn in a classroom. Thanks for the protocol.