Q: What time is it when you read jokes about Daylight Saving Time?
A: Time to laugh!
Q: What is the best pet for daylight savings time?
A: A watch dog.
Q: Why did the man sit on his clock after setting it back for Daylight Saving Time?
A: He wanted to be on time.
Congress finally had a meeting about daylight savings… it was about time.
Maybe if daytime was more careful, it wouldn’t have to be saved all the time.
Q: Why did the clock think he had amnesia?
A: He
lost an hour of time without realizing it…
Q: Why couldn’t the clock set itself back for DST?
A: It needed a hand.
Q: Who invented Daylight Saving Time?
A: A guy who was an hour late to work one day.
Q: When did the duck wake up the morning after clocks were turned back?
A: At the quack of dawn.
Q: Why did the clock at the all-you-can-eat buffet run slow?
A: It always went back four seconds.
Q: What did the clock say when I set it back an hour?
A: It’s about time.
If we ever run out of fun
kids jokes… we’ve always got Daylight Saving Time puns to fall back on.