Catchy or Witty Boat Names

[adoxograph]

I want "Don't Ask"

but my beautiful wife does not like it - don't ask

[lockie]

yolo
fomo
hardship
idie (yacht)

[omc]

I like that

[twohapence]

Maid of Seamint

Ferro Cement Boat

[JPA Cate]

"Cheshire", on a British cruising sailboat, because they wanted to leave people with a smile.

(PS, for those who might not know, it is a reference from "Alice in Wonderland," by Lewis Carroll.)

[Stevie B]

Gin palace owned by 2 gay doctors in Auckland, Paradox
Did think of renaming our ferro Hartley to Hardship.
My favorite name was, unfortunately not taken up, for an Arctic research vessel was Boaty McBoatface.

[Phisher]

Bare A Cooter... 23 foot Mako in the Keys.

[mottseng]

Knot a Frayed

[Steve_C]

"Immaculate Contraption"

"Double Knot"

"Blew Lagoon"

[SailFastTri]

"Salty Balls" (Owner's last name is "Ball")

[mottseng]

Originally Posted by SailFastTri

"Salty Balls" (Owner's last name is "Ball")

Good one

[Three Sisters]

One of our favorites. From some musical lyrics:


Drunkard's Dream

[jongleur]

Originally Posted by Three Sisters

One of our favorites. From some musical lyrics:


Drunkard's Dream

...if I ever did see one.

[Tayana42]

I've mentioned this one before but it is still my favorite. A friend in college told every girl he dated, "I named my boat after you." And he was telling them the truth. His boat name was AFTER YOU.


S/V B'Shert

[mikereed100]

"Assisted Living". Owned by an elderly couple.