A "THUD" in the night, what would you do?

[Ex-Calif]

Pretty Americentric but as June Cleaver used to say - "Gee Ward. You were a little hard on the Beaver tonight."

Poor RH - Tough crowd...

[Alan Wheeler]

Yeah in reality, the thud was the boot of Elvis Presley stepping on the roof. I had tea with him, and we got into a mono vs. multi argument. Turns out he's a mono guy as well!

At first I thought, yeah right, Elvis is going to come visit, but then when I read he was a mono guy, I reckoned it must be true :-)

shocking alright. You would be kicked out of the pub for telling a story like that here

Believe it, I get kicked off his boat all the time :-) Dawn gets to stay. She must have better stories. :-)