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[S/V Antares]

Well .. you know...like ... we only have room for 24 crew....like where will we put them...like....

[S/V Antares]

Tom Swift, Now a bit over 90 years old, was moored next to Mirabella and had witnessed the exciting boarding through his Atomic stabilized Swift Binoculars.

Hey! Wanna drink?

[atoll]

"we could put them in one of the crew cabins but it seems none of the doors will open propely and none of the draws work,an dont get me bitchin about the galley" said the mate "but hey the owners away the skippers drunk and we have no guests how bout an orgy in the owners cabin,line of coke to get things started..."

[S/V Antares]

(let's see how far back we go)

[S/V Antares]

They were about to take old Tom up on his offer when they heard that the Hardy boys, now in thgeir 70,s actually owned Mirabella V. This changed everything.....

[tropicalescape]

Originally Posted by S/V Antares

They were about to take old Tom up on his offer when they heard that the Hardy boys, now in thgeir 70,s actually owned Mirabella V. This changed everything.....

For a moment...then the coke kicked in and the winds picked up so the motley crew of 70 yr.olds and drug induced sex crazed girls set the sails and plotted a course for the New Heberdise islands , then things really ....

[stevensuf]

got exciting as they discovered a huge stash of viagra under the owners berth

[sailorboy1]

so the old guys took the Viagara. But before it could kick it schackles on various lines started to break thoughout the boat. The crew starting rnning around the boat, the girls in barely could be called clothing, and the old guys moving at what they believed a fast pace (around 1 foot every 15 seconds). As the Viagara started kicking in the crew of S/V Hand Laid Hull who had been watching all this, went into action and ........

[jmo64]

to S/V Antares:

skippered by Mr. Applegate led their hostages Nancy Drew and June and Ward Cleaver along with a boarding party, and took control of the ship....

[tropicalescape]

Originally Posted by jmo64

to S/V Antares:

skippered by Mr. Applegate led their hostages Nancy Drew and June and Ward Cleaver along with a boarding party, and took control of the ship....

Which did not last long as Mr .Applegate found a more expedishes way to his destination and rallyed his followers and made a quick exit to ....

[S/V Antares]

to a small tropical island owned by Dr. Terwiliger. This added 50 more fingers to the retched piano that dr T had created.

[tropicalescape]

Originally Posted by S/V Antares

to a small tropical island owned by Dr. Terwiliger. This added 50 more fingers to the retched piano that dr T had created.

And for those not in the know about Dr.T let us say that he is...

[casual]

And so on the 24 of Dec he awoke from his dream of tropic desires to find he was stilll snow bound in Canada,Christmas was tomrrow and he was in a World of ------,now what back to dreaming or will reality take over?More to come

[S/V Antares]

"And for those not in the know about Dr.T let us say that he is... "

An evil piano teacher who kidnapped June Cleaver's Beaver.....

[tropicalescape]

Originally Posted by S/V Antares

"And for those not in the know about Dr.T let us say that he is... "

An evil piano teacher who kidnapped June Cleaver's Beaver.....

But after kidnapping the Beaver Dr T. realized that he had made a mistake and while trying to figure out what to do he had locked him below in a Sparkman and Stevens 60 ft wooden yawl and the Beaver had chewed his way thru the hull using his sharp incessers and escaped only to realize he had broken off 3 teeth bitting into cooper revits so he needed to find a dentist..after searching on line he found the "How to make money while crusing" thread on crusers forum and located a nurse offering her medical services to other crusers for help manning her Formosa sailing yacht from Mazatlan to....