I thought we could all use a little fun, so here goes:
You might be a liveaboard
...You frequently feel like you play Jenga in your refridgerator.
...You've ever accidently put your kid's life jacket on in a McDonald's parking lot (3 miles from shore) because "its habit".
...You think CSI is some sort of local yacht club or racing
...You can identify your neighbor's boats by the sound of their halyard
slapping against thier mast
(why can't they just secure the damn things???)
...You make friends with the local ducks/geese.
...You make friends with the local lunatic (also a liveaboard).
...You walk in the rain all the way from your car (parked in the far lot since you had to work
late) to your boat
, carrying your backpack from work
, a load of laundry
, and some groceries that are destined to fall out of their bag at any second (but most likely while heading down the ramp
at an extreme low tide)- all while thinking how lucky you are to be living the dream!
Feel free to post more!