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Old 02-01-2014, 16:39   #106
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Personally, I rarely take showers. I just go out and drag my ass along the grass like a dog.
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Old 02-01-2014, 17:15   #107
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OK, thinking outside the box. Buy, or locate your, six-pack cooler or six-pack collapsible cooler or insulated lunch bag, under $5 at WalMart. You've got it, put the razor and cream inside the cooler, fill with scalding hot water, park it someplace to warm up while you're showering. End of problem.

When the "gel" shaving creams were first on the market...maybe in the 70s? There was a self-heating shaving cream out as well. Apparently, not a mass market success, no longer with us.
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Personally, I rarely take showers. I just go out and drag my ass along the grass like a dog.
That evokes such a mental picture that I may never retain what passes for sanity in me.

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Personally, I rarely take showers. I just go out and drag my ass along the grass like a dog.
Rub some gravy on your face and that dog will lick it off, no need to shave.

Warning - if you wish to apply this method to your shower problem please go behind the clubhouse or it will end up different than expected...............or not.
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......(in fact I have never in my entire life heard so much wingeing about a beauty routine).

So, men, why not wax?
Real men don't wax or shave...
It might have been a warrior thing in the past but the modern man only shaves 'cause the modern wimpy women like it that way

If the modern wimpy women want their men to wax, I am sure they will do so...
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That evokes such a mental picture that I may never retain what passes for sanity in me.
Ever since I learned the organic truth about the hegemony of the soap industry, I've declared my independence by not bathing.

So far, the only issue is that the only babes this attracts smell funny.
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......the modern man only shaves 'cause the modern wimpy women like it that way
There is a very practical reason why women prefer their men clean shaven .
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Whatever tickles your fancy. And obviously beards do.

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Personally, I rarely take showers. I just go out and drag my ass along the grass like a dog.
One small tip Jammer: I suggest you don't mention this in your 'Crew Wanted' ad .
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Okay SwL, what is that practical reason? No whisker rub! Nice soft brush on sensitive skin! So what could be so impractical about that?
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Wow, a product called " magic all in one " who said snake oil was dead LOL
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Okay SwL, what is that practical reason? No whisker rub! Nice soft brush on sensitive skin! So what could be so impractical about that?
Can't go into details on a G rated forum .
Suffice to say, bristles rubbing on sensitive areas are plain horrid .
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Can't go into details on a G rated forum .
Suffice to say, bristles rubbing on sensitive areas are plain horrid .
Calm down Jammer, she means that little spot just behind the knee.
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Calm down Jammer, she means that little spot just behind the knee.
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Can't go into details on a G rated forum .
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Well gosh. That's not been my experience. Unless they were faki...
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