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**Ex-Calif** · 19-10-2012, 17:56

- the last thing on the to-do list is convert the nursery for your first kid into a dorm room for your last.

Randyonr3 · 19-10-2012, 18:15

when your "to do" list grows faster than your "done" list

when you realize you need new bottom paint, and your boat is still on the same stands as it was the last time you painted it...

EzzyD · 19-10-2012, 18:31

... you finally realize that the timetable for your boat to splash is based not on your efforts, but rising sea levels from global climate change.....

Blue Crab · 19-10-2012, 19:54

Funny stuff!

sarkastic · 19-10-2012, 21:04

Your neighbors have to "grandfather in" your boat project at the home owners association because your boat was there first.

**minaret** · 19-10-2012, 21:19

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Originally Posted by Capt Phil

You have had your boat on the hard longer than you have been married to your two wives and you are thinking about a third!

Nevada is pretty close to Utah, but three wives, really?!

Celestialsailor · 19-10-2012, 21:31

This is a true story about my first F/G boat. I knew it was a project when I went to see it in the Barstow desert and inside was a dead coyote floating in 3 ft. of rain water...no joke!

Panope · 19-10-2012, 21:41

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Originally Posted by Celestialsailor

This is a true story about my first F/G boat. I knew it was a project when I went to see it in the Barstow desert and inside was a dead coyote floating in 3 ft. of rain water...no joke!

I am pretty sure these are all true stories.