Ah but you are sailing . but you are like a man walking --- but he needs a Crutch because he once put his foot where it should not have gone.! So he sleeps while he should be adjusting to the wind shift Ahhh dangerous move but he has another crutch!
----- "the wind shifts' Wagner plays sombre threatening music
" and the electric Com pas driven Genie tries to drive the boat
towards the safe course and cannot as it reaches its limit of RUDDER
MOOVEMENT Daaaa DUMMMM !!!! and the boat
is not moving as the sails
are "Aback" DAAAAA SCReetch. So like a good electronic Genie it sounds its alarm
Beep Beep beep bep BEEP! THIS wakes the sailor and he struggles on deck
swearing at the wind (bad thing to do) ---- adjusts -- the sails---
And like any good survivor SAILOR Urinates on the self steer mechanism --- "There that will teach you" and rushes back to his erotic dreams and warm sleeping bag!
" Survival of the Species" "Regardless of their Artistic Value" By Pope