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Old 19-09-2003, 20:43   #1
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Who's the Boss?

When the body was first made. All the parts wanted to be the boss.

The Brain said, "Since I control everything and do all the thinking, I should be Boss".

The Feet said, "Since I carry you all where we want to go, and get in the place the Brain wants to be, I should be Boss".

The Hands said, "Since I must do all the work and earn all the money to keep the rest of you going, I should be Boss".

And so it went with the Heart, the Ears, the Lungs, etc.

And finally the ******* spoke up and demanded to be the Boss. All the others laughed at the idea of an ******* being the Boss.

The ******* was so angered that he blocked himself off and refused to function. Soon the Brain was feverish, the Eyes crossed and ached. The Feet were too weak to walk, the Hands hung limply ate the sides, the Heart and Lungs struggled to keep going.

All pleated with Brain to relent and let the ******* be the Boss. And so it happened. All the other parts did all the work, and the ******* just bossed around and passed out a lot of crap.

The moral of the story:

You don't have to be a Brain or do all the work to be a boss,
JUST AN *******!
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