‘Unsinkable’ Yachts Touted as Noah’s Arks by Doomsday Author

[captain58sailin]

I was just planning to go out to the middle of the pacific and hang until all the Tsunamis got done rolling around and then go looking for some company when the dust settles.

[captainKJ]

save room for me, I know how to cook,,,,,,ask Don Lucas, he will tell you,,,,,

[stevensuf]

You could give it a try! Wanted - harem of beautiful women to repopulate the planet after 2012 disaster. 3 square meals a day provided, large swimming pool, limited places available, apply today to avoid disappointment!

[lat 64]

I went to the web site.
...death and darkness all around...
...but you are bee..uu..tifull..
Geeze, now I have to go wash my hands!

I think someone at ETAP is making off with the last of the cash deposits just now.

[sailstoo]

Originally Posted by atoll

the biggist problem is going to be finding the right crew!
can't imagine what it would like to be stuck on a yacht with people you don't get on with.....but have to procreate and start a new civilization...............

Specially if the only one there's your best friend Bob.

[captain58sailin]

I figure a couple hundred kilos of rice an some buckets of soy sauce, I'll look as good as Brad Pitt to some after the disaster.

[goboatingnow]

I am reminded of this little piece of film history

"General "Buck" Turgidson: Doctor, you mentioned the ratio of ten women to each man. Now, wouldn't that necessitate the abandonment of the so-called monogamous sexual relationship, I mean, as far as men were concerned?

Dr. Strangelove: Regrettably, yes. But it is, you know, a sacrifice required for the future of the human race. I hasten to add that since each man will be required to do prodigious... service along these lines, the women will have to be selected for their sexual characteristics which will have to be of a highly stimulating nature.

Ambassador de Sadesky: I must confess, you have an astonishingly good idea there, Doctor.

[Lagoon4us]

So we go buy an ETAP do we then have to take animals on board?
How does elephant crap effect gelcoat?

Are new compass cards being printed? Now there's an idea $$$$$$$

[David_Old_Jersey]

Originally Posted by Lagoon4us

So we go buy an ETAP do we then have to take animals on board?

I think the 10 to 1 female ratio involved only women. But each to their own...........

The good news is that navigation will become a lot simpler - no GPS etc......just a copy of The Babble .

[David M]

For how long has the end been near? Probably since we evolved into higher thinkers tens of thousands of years ago. It's ironic that only higher thinkers can make such cataclysmic predictions. It's a bit of an oxymoron.

[S/V Alchemy]

Originally Posted by stevensuf

maybe this is why cats are becoming so popular!

According to my pastor, cats are Satan's dogs.

[h20man]

Originally Posted by Lagoon4us

So we go buy an ETAP do we then have to take animals on board?
How does elephant crap effect gelcoat?

Are new compass cards being printed? Now there's an idea $$$$$$$

Do you not have GPS on your iPhone or android? It has a built in compass.

No need for that mechanical crap that will break.... and the GPS satellites will stay far above the tsunami......




ps. Elephant Crap does not affect gelcoat. If Bird Crap (highly acidic) can be washed off without a major problem, then the elephant crap (lower pH) is much better. Now, as it would be the end of the world (land) due to flooding, you will probably be growing things on your boat. The elephant crap (known as manure in the gardening circles) is actually the best.

[Lagoon4us]

Originally Posted by h20man

Do you not have GPS on your iPhone or android? It has a built in compass.

No need for that mechanical crap that will break.... and the GPS satellites will stay far above the tsunami......




ps. Elephant Crap does not affect gelcoat. If Bird Crap (highly acidic) can be washed off without a major problem, then the elephant crap (lower pH) is much better. Now, as it would be the end of the world (land) due to flooding, you will probably be growing things on your boat. The elephant crap (known as manure in the gardening circles) is actually the best.

Actually you are spot on with the elephant crap there is never any left on the ground when the Circus moves on....

Hang on didn't the wave take out the land based communication stations??? If not that's where i'm hiding bugger surfing a 100+ foot wave!!!!!!

[h20man]

Originally Posted by S/V Alchemy

According to my pastor, cats are Satan's dogs.

Cats taste very much like rabbits.... Still eaten in Rural Swiss areas... according to a TRUSTED source: wikipedia.

[S/V Alchemy]

Does that make rabbits Satan's tenders? Or Tender Vittles? I find theology baffling, frankly.