Originally Posted by limejucer
There are lots of reasons why a bucket is better than a man.
1 it wont run off with your sister, husband or offspring
2 it is usefull in supermarket.
3 it will only empty the bath/bilges not the fridge.
4 if the contents of drinks cabinet end in it you just add lemon and call it a punch.
5 it won't steal the Dink
6 it won't empty your bank accf.
7 a good bucket is easy to find
8 a bucket is never jeaulous of other buckets
9 If you leave a bucket it is usualy there when you come back.
10 buckets can multytask Carry potatoes and vegies
11 you can eat what you want when you want to with a bucket.
12 A bucket won't tell you size don't count.
13 A bucket never suffers from performance anxiety.
14 Buckets are easy to pick up.
15 Buckets won't ask: 'Am I the best?'
16 No matter how old you are you can always get a better bucket.
17 You will always know where your bucket has been.
18 You can have as many buckets as you can handle.
19 You only use your bucket when you feel like it.
20 You don't have to wait for halftime to use your bucket.
21 Buckets never expect you to have little buckets.
22 It's easy to get rid of a bucket.