Sometimes I Want to Be Alone !

[impi]

A sign ... 'Bored Jehovah's Witness ... please visit'

[belizesailor]

Originally Posted by chas5131

Fly a gay pride flag and be assured of privacy....

Nope, not a good strategy. My wife once purchased one, thinking it was just a pretty rainbow flag. We were in Key West at the time....

[CCBullseye]

How about a sign,
"Professional Question Answerer on board enjoying his Vacation".

or "Will answer questions for beer"

"Caution, hull paper thin, you break it, you buy it."

"Company is like fish, they both stink after 3 days, fish have been on board for 4 days."

or a sign that says, "I enjoy being crazy, it makes people leave me alone."

"Please do not disturb, busy cleaning guns now after going postal"

[cat man do]

Originally Posted by bobconnie

I used to have one that said STAND OFF ******* ABOARD !! in black on a yellow background! can't find a pic of it but it was easy to make !! If I can find it in my junk I will photo it and post but Im sure you guys could make one without seeing it LOL

Like the sign I used to put out in a boat yard I worked at saying "F_CK OFF I'm working" in an attempt to keep the have-a-chat's at bay

When people approached me in my nice quiet areas with a view to anchoring nearby I found loud "Devil Music" worked well at moving them on.

[Rhapsody-NS27]

I used to have a mug that could be made into a sign. Even the mug got people to leave me alone. I bought it because people, at the time, said I was a very quiet person.

It looked like it was a hand written note.
"Quietly Plotting My Revenge."

I should have kept the mug.

[w1651]

What bugs me are the ladies that wake me up and say I knew you were there I heard you snoring.
Why can't you ladies let a man sleep?

[David M]

Play some Justin Bieber on your exterior speakers.

[Bash]

Originally Posted by David M

Play some Justin Bieber on your exterior speakers.

Or Gene Autry. I've had particular success with "Back in the Saddle Again."

[chas5131]

Originally Posted by w1651

What bugs me are the ladies that wake me up and say I knew you were there I heard you snoring.
Why can't you ladies let a man sleep?

Those aren't ladies. Tell them.

[Lucky Larry]

How about a flag that says "If the boat is a-rockin don't bother knockin"

Oh wait, you're in a monohull.

Sorry, just couldn't resist.

[carstenb]

How about a sign:

Please come on board and I'll tell you about my 27 grandchildren

Ya might get a couple ole lady visitors though - everyone else will run for the other end of the marina

[zeehag]

Originally Posted by w1651

What bugs me are the ladies that wake me up and say I knew you were there I heard you snoring.
Why can't you ladies let a man sleep?

ye probably woke em up with the volume of your extra loud snores from 5 boats away......

[bobconnie]

How bout one that say's " Nudist Boat all vistors must disrobe" Ya might still get vistors but at least ya will get a show !!!

[w1651]

Originally Posted by zeehag

ye probably woke em up with the volume of your extra loud snores from 5 boats away......

Not at 3PM on a saturday.

[zeehag]

what--no nap time?????