I just thought I would tell the world that today is my Birthday.
For my present I got a sanitary hose.. yes a pooh pipe. Yah he.
It is not as if we need one because at my age I am more liable to suffer from incontinence and a rubber under blanket may have been better. She did say with my incontinence problem she wanted to buy me a high voltage electric
under blanket but couldn't find one.
I asked why a Pooh pipe and my dearly beloved said it was the nearest I would get to head
on my birthday or for the rest of my life come to that.
I didn't even get a birthday card. Instead she bought herself a commiserations card and complained the life insurance
would now pay out less.
So I would just like to say happy Birthday to me as no one else is going to.
My good news is that today our new website got 50,000 hits (Thanks mum but the refresh is not the off button)