I've been "rescued" several times.
By far the best:
About 10 of us were kayaking down the St Clair River. We pulled out at a friend's place for lunch and noticed that there were lots of blue flashing lights running around the river (local sheriff's boats), USCG, and more. We didn't think anything of it.
We finished lunch & continued down the river for another few hours, then picked up our shuttle car to run everyone back to there cars. At the put-in parking lot, a whole section was cordoned off with police tape. We asked the friendly officer why our cars were cordoned off and were told "Those cars & trucks belong to the victims."
Um, victims?? All of this was for US? Didn't you guys see us in the bright yellow, red, and white, fully equipped sea kayaks? Your boats were zooming all around us..? We had no idea all the excitement was for kayaks- we would have helped to look.
Apparently, a person had seen us paddling, then didn't see us. She called 911. This was well before we stopped for lunch. That area of the river has about a 5mph
current, we paddle at just under 4mph. We simply paddled out of sight & 911 was called.
Multi-agency response, active for 2 or 3 hours. My tax
money at work- lol
I have several similar stories.
(I have much respect for the law enforcement and rescue guys. The have a hard job, and it's usually not their call if they GO or not.)