Security

[Teknav]

It could have been worst...checking for hemorrhoids! Where did I put these gloves?

Mauritz
Going to behave now!

[goboatingnow]

Originally Posted by David_Old_Jersey

I simply unzip, slap it on the table and say "I have nothing to declare except the fact that I am British" .

Also works on buses.

Is that on the day leave from the asylum DOJ

Dave

[atoll]

Originally Posted by goboatingnow

Is that on the day leave from the asylum DOJ

Dave

just a channel islander masquerading as being british,flashing on buses must be quite normal in jersey

[Andrew B.]

And as long as they keep those damn tables like ice they will never catch me with my dangerous weapon. The second it sees that table, it disguises itself as a button.

Originally Posted by David_Old_Jersey

I simply unzip, slap it on the table and say "I have nothing to declare except the fact that I am British" .

Also works on buses.

[Rakuflames]

Originally Posted by Andrew B.

And as long as they keep those damn tables like ice they will never catch me with my dangerous weapon. The second it sees that table, it disguises itself as a button.

Oh you men are all the same! "The water's so COLD!" "The table's so COLD!" "It's so COLD in Florida in July!"

[Andrew B.]

Originally Posted by Rakuflames

Oh you men are all the same! "The water's so COLD!" "The table's so COLD!" "It's so COLD in Florida in July!"

Got me, but most men are real good at knowing how to tell time, most especially when foods involved. Unlike the fairer sex who waits until 6:30 to start getting ready for a 6:30 dinner date, the guy will be waiting to go at 6:15. The wiser of us have learned to have a few snacks stashed about us for that minimum ONE hour wait,,,on guard, touche, and why's that dog growling at me...;>))

[Rakuflames]

Originally Posted by boatman61

Dave... the problem is not so much the filling (grate) its the slide it fixes into that's the weak link in the chain...
To be honest 1/2" lexan or similar with spaced air vent holes would suvive a good kicking for long enough for you to get dressed, assemble your Mossberg and brew a coffee before having to take action...
However if the 'Invader' has a crowbar.. or even just a long heavy duty screwdriver that wood slide is gonna last less than a minute...
Its like the average house door that can be opened with one well placed kick if the frames set for it to open inwards.. and most are..

NOTHING will keep everyone out, but good strategies can give you time for the cup of coffee and any other actions you want to take along with it.

[Rakuflames]

Originally Posted by atoll

another good tip, keep a file and a hacksaw blade handy in case you lose the key

No, you keep the key right inside by the companionway. That way you can lock safely from the inside but not be trapped inside.

The grated window we had was in 1979 - 1984, and I really don't remember what the setup was to make sure we could use the window as an escape path, but you need that.

[Group9]

Originally Posted by captain58sailin

It's also known as "dash", "mordida" , "fragrant grease" or "campaign funds" depending on your local.

LOL!

[David_Old_Jersey]

Originally Posted by captain58sailin

It's also known as "dash", "mordida" , "fragrant grease" or "campaign funds" depending on your local.

What makes us "civilised" is not that we don't have the same corruption as the 3rd World, it's the fact that ours is legal.........whereas with the uncivilised the corruption is merely transparent.

[David_Old_Jersey]

Originally Posted by goboatingnow

Is that on the day leave from the asylum DOJ

Dave

Pah!

I actually do have a letter of release from a secure psychiatric hospital Business dispute , but could have been worse - touch and go for a while whether I got that far (to know DOJ is not always to love him ). The funny thing was that met a couple of folks inside I had not seen for a while. . Thailand; latin for "you really can't make this sh#t up" .

[captain58sailin]

The "Civilized" countries have figured out how to dress it up to make it easier for the citizens to swallow. A pig in a dress is still a pig.

[jgbrown]

Originally Posted by captain58sailin

The "Civilized" countries have figured out how to dress it up to make it easier for the citizens to swallow. A pig in a dress is still a pig.

Harder to afford at any rate. Keeping it for the upper classes!

[o_q]

Originally Posted by sabray

Security consultants in Washington, D.C. Are training people in the use and encouraging the application . I'm open to being wrong but the institution I work for had local enforcement in and they were training us and encouraging the use.

"the use"
"the application"
What the hell are you talking about?

That's the best information I can give.

*FACEPALM*

[o_q]

Originally Posted by Rakuflames

NOTHING will keep everyone out, but good strategies can give you time for the cup of coffee and any other actions you want to take along with it.

Similarly, nothing will keep everyone out of a bank vault. But I wonder what the point is in saying this. As if anything were 100%