24-03-2012, 07:35
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Looking For A Ride With A Real Boatman
Posting for a friend:
"Hi fellas, I met a wizened old salt here in my bar several years ago. He's a Brit, quite charasmatic, and handsome beyond words. (I love the way they talk.) He offered me a trip around the world, and I'm ready to take it! I think his name is Big Phil.
Forgive my immodesty, but I'm as we say in the US: HOT! and fairly wealthy, and own an Irish pub. Could a sailor ask for more? Come get me Big Phil!"
[edit by tgzzzz: Liz didn't want her name mentioned so I am omiting it by request.]
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24-03-2012, 08:59
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Re: Looking For A Ride With A Real Boatman
" A drunkard's dream if I ever did see one." Not that Phil's a drunk. 
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24-03-2012, 09:07
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Senior Cruiser

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Re: Looking For A Ride With A Real Boatman
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Originally Posted by tgzzzz
Posting for a friend:
"Hi fellas, I met a wizened old salt here in my bar several years ago. He's a Brit, quite charasmatic, and handsome beyond words. (I love the way they talk.) He offered me a trip around the world, and I'm ready to take it! I think his name is Big Phil.
Forgive my immodesty, but I'm as we say in the US: HOT! and fairly wealthy, and own an Irish pub. Could a sailor ask for more? Come get me Big Phil!"
[edit by tgzzzz: Liz didn't want her name mentioned so I am omiting it by request.]
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that would be boatman61!
he is currently in st martin looking for crew to australia,see this thread
http://www.cruisersforum.com/forums/...les-77056.html
http://www.cruisersforum.com/forums/...lia-78702.html
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24-03-2012, 13:35
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Armchair Bucketeer
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Re: Looking For A Ride With A Real Boatman
If you hover over her picture you get the option of a "Larger Version"......does that version include an infant with no hair by any chance?
And because Phil is too much of a gentleman to ask - how much does she weigh? (please feel free to guess).
Just askin'
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24-03-2012, 17:19
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Pusher of String

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Re: Looking For A Ride With A Real Boatman
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24-03-2012, 18:43
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Re: Looking For A Ride With A Real Boatman
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Originally Posted by David_Old_Jersey
If you hover over her picture you get the option of a "Larger Version"......does that version include an infant with no hair by any chance?
And because Phil is too much of a gentleman to ask - how much does she weigh? (please feel free to guess).
Just askin' 
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We don't want a larger version. I'd say she is 5'5" and 200 or so.
On the plus side (pun intended) she's very good looking and smart. Big boobs. And she's very good looking. And savvy. Sexy...  She owns an Irish pub!!!!
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24-03-2012, 18:59
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Re: Looking For A Ride With A Real Boatman
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Originally Posted by tgzzzz
We don't want a larger version. I'd say she is 5'5" and 200 or so.
On the plus side (pun intended) she's very good looking and smart. Big boobs. And she's very good looking. And savvy. Sexy...  She owns an Irish pub!!!!
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Definitely make good rail meat but would have trouble with the gangways.
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24-03-2012, 19:12
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Re: Looking For A Ride With A Real Boatman
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Originally Posted by delmarrey
Definitely make good rail meat but would have trouble with the gangways. 
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Funny! I crewed with a guy who called us "units" on the rail.
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25-03-2012, 05:51
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Re: Looking For A Ride With A Real Boatman
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Originally Posted by David_Old_Jersey
...does that version include an infant with no hair by any chance? 
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DOJ, I was so busy snickering at my own idiocy, that I took that to read like Madonna and child. But no, Madonna is much thinner and muscular, in a good way.
This morning without several influences of an adult nature, I realized what you meant. Just when I think I'm smart, the next moment reveals a dunce.
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25-03-2012, 06:05
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Armchair Bucketeer
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Re: Looking For A Ride With A Real Boatman
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Originally Posted by tgzzzz
DOJ, I was so busy snickering at my own idiocy, that I took that to read like Madonna and child. But no, Madonna is much thinner and muscular, in a good way.
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In a good way? - and on stage acts (looks?!) like a granny after 2 pints of sherry at Xmas, thinking she is 17 again............but each to there own I guess  .
This thread has been bookmarked  .
I have also got some real popcorn in  .
This thread could be the start of something beautiful  .
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25-03-2012, 06:12
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Re: Looking For A Ride With A Real Boatman
Well that braclet she has on has got to go! Might throw off the compass.
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27-03-2012, 08:43
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Re: Looking For A Ride With A Real Boatman
DOJ is a breath of fresh sea air.
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