Crew Wanted: I need a crewgirl

[atoll]

more aptly it sounds like the op is looking for what is called in the super yacht industry ;a "salad girl"..........that is a girl that is not adverse to being "tossed" from bunk to bunk and sharing sexual favours.............

[GrowleyMonster]

Originally Posted by atoll

more aptly it sounds like the op is looking for what is called in the super yacht industry ;a "salad girl"..........that is a girl that is not adverse to being "tossed" from bunk to bunk and sharing sexual favours.............

LOL! I first heard that term as a youngster, on gulf shrimp trawlers, over 40 years ago! It meant the same thing but we would explain to the prospective salad girl that she basically helps the Rig Man (he is the cook, too) in the galley. (Salad girls were seldom chosen for their brains.) Haven't heard it used in ages! I guess I just need to be in the super yacht industry.

[Ram]

Originally Posted by GrowleyMonster

LOL! I first heard that term as a youngster, on gulf shrimp trawlers, over 40 years ago! It meant the same thing but we would explain to the prospective salad girl that she basically helps the Rig Man (he is the cook, too) in the galley. (Salad girls were seldom chosen for their brains.) Haven't heard it used in ages! I guess I just need to be in the super yacht industry.

Not quite the salad girl you guys are talking about but a great "Salad Girl" who worked on those Mega yachts- she taught me a lot about how to keep a yacht in ship shape-Cooks great & goes up the mast for me !-- or used to haha

[seahag]

"Retired sports pro" all by itself signifies a pure, full-of-himself dolt. After that, it was pure comedy! I vote for Ram's boytoy lmao!

[David_Old_Jersey]

Originally Posted by witzgall

If I have the correct, you are in fact looking to act as a pimp?

Chris

.........and you say that almost like it is a bad thing.



(errr. it is of course )

[Sailingsoon1959]

Please contact, I would love this opportunity Diana@dianadavis.com

[Cptn Happy]

And the next comment is.........?

[Strait Shooter]

Crickets chirping in the background.

[Dragon Lady]

Love the OPs name!
A very good twist on one of the worlds greatest misogynists!
10 out 10 for history, but not so good on spelling and geography.
Maybe Ty Gregory could give a few tips, as his thread on this subject was really funny.

[blueskyzjonesy]

The first post was 1/16/13 and it already has more than 4,200 views. Wow! Seldom have I seen a crew wanted post with that many folks checking it over in a short period of time. This guy is asking for what he wants, lol! I wish him & his toys a long and fruitful voyage.

[captain58sailin]

I was wondering what all the hoorah was about, the man came into the forum and asked for what he wanted in no nonsense terms. If you are interested and suit what he is looking for then great. I don't get the derision, I guess the "play nice" rule only applies when one stays within the confines of PC.

[atoll]

Originally Posted by captain58sailin

I was wondering what all the hoorah was about, the man came into the forum and asked for what he wanted in no nonsense terms. If you are interested and suit what he is looking for then great. I don't get the derision, I guess the "play nice" rule only applies when one stays within the confines of PC.

i guess it depends on how you like your salad

[sailorchic34]

I notice how so few girls are jumping in to be the "crewgirl". Why I would almost jump for this, except my IQ keeps getting in the way..... The Boytoy sounds interesting though....Need a photo of the boytoy please...

[Dockhead]

Originally Posted by mcarling

"Boat bunny" sounds fine to me, but I'm sure my gf would not take to it. Bunny in Russian is кролик, which is ordinarily masculine and has the same connotation of fearful that "chicken" has in English.

For the several posters above who wrote mean-spirited things about my gf, I hope you will consider how you would feel if someone had made such mean-spirited comments about a person close to you.

Yes, but there is the endearing feminine "zaika", with no such connotations. Boat zaika -- yakhtenaya zaika -- sounds pretty good. Or bow-bunny -- nosovaya zaika. I'll try it out on my Russian wife.

Pay no attention to the haters. Nothing better in the world than a proper bow babe (or stern babe; I'm a bit of a stern man myself ).

[SaucySailoress]

I can't believe it took me so long to come across this thread. And if I wasn't sailing off in a few months time anyway I'd apply. In fact, I think I might just integrate some of this awesome ad into our own crew ads...

Oh, and BTW... nah, changed my mind, I couldn't say that even if I weren't a mod....