15-02-2015, 04:05
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I been searching for a naked mermaid (just skip|)if you already found
But unfortunately to the world hardship, I decided to retire.
In meanwhile I looking for a trip to arrive to Dominica from panama. If someone wish to receive a company of very serious woman who never sailed before, but who contribute to the Reality Production stories as/from the real life.
mean every day a journal will be spoiled with few other chaps and there is a pre scripted story line, but as life goes, it may turn to
one or another situation, so as we say: keep me going, I can not swim 
Kidding, I swim well enough, but can cook as woman only,
And to share responsibilities on the sailing yacht or boat, I would like to deal with very professional, not too hungry men, or woman company always welcomed.
What I can provide to navigate to the better/or worse  journey.
please reply asap, if someone already on the yacht which can help or pick me up, i will fly to panama form uk to find a real team or crew and interesting ludei.
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15-02-2015, 04:14
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Location: gettin naughty on the beach in cornwall
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Re: I been searching for a naked mermaid (just skip|)if you already found
these requests for naked frolics are best accompanied by tasteful photos...........in your preferred sailing attire.........good luck !
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15-02-2015, 05:16
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Re: I been searching for a naked mermaid (just skip|)if you already found
OMG, what an unsuccessful ad I got my first response and feel discouraged straits away
Common, stop writing that kind of admiration, it call a controversy, all rigth?!
If you don't mind, I won't to reply your ad for being...
Just another angry chap, perhaps..
IAM NOT NAKED. Full stop.
Neither a mermaid
If one is perfectly content in cloth or without, I wish to hear nice intent, not to fool around.
The point is to bring a fun and interactive stories, if you to serious in fun, we may change an ad and stories .
Have fun
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15-02-2015, 05:27
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Re: I been searching for a naked mermaid (just skip|)if you already found
Hourly rate?
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15-02-2015, 06:25
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Re: I been searching for a naked mermaid (just skip|)if you already found
Ah triptofind.
As a serious woman, not a native English speaker I see, your quest may indeed be fraught with difficulties in having a successful outcome due to the salt air and tots of rum having a lascivious effect on the male of our species.
Personally I dislike rum except in coffee occasionally, and prefer the taste of a good Gin and tonic whilst in port, but I digress.
Mentioning Mermaids was, if I may be so bold as to comment, a mistake. Thousands of C.F. males are now straining at the leash to welcome you aboard to gaze on your physical attributes and enjoy the benefits of your cooking. Yes I know Mermaids do not exist, (except in Greece where locals swear they do) and it was merely by way of introduction, however, the image is now firmly planted in the cerebral cortex of all.
atoll did mention a photograph of yourself in a bikini, and if indeed you were a Mermaid, you could purchase a Bikini set at half price because you would only need half the set.... or so Im led to believe.
I myself am not in a position to offer you Passage or Board as Im not heading further than the Bristol channel for the immediate future, but I do wish you well on your venture.........
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15-02-2015, 08:13
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Re: I been searching for a naked mermaid (just skip|)if you already found
Ummmmm. Never seen a moimaid but thems never in clothes. Always nakked me thinks......................................
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15-02-2015, 09:21
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Re: I been searching for a naked mermaid (just skip|)if you already found
Anyway guys, and ladies if there is one
Who click on my posting ;
I have purpose as bigger as life, don't feel it not worth it.
Charitable cruise for the purpose to help people who got homeless, war refugees I represent myself mainly.
So, the real chaps, I asking not to waste a taste of life for cheap questions.
My rates high enough for you..
To drop it.
Please reply as private message only, if interested.
I will better take the drop
Of sizes, than try to pretend, that some of you just bored...
But without you, I can handle trip easily, just to buy another figth..
That easy.
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15-02-2015, 09:36
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Re: I been searching for a naked mermaid (just skip|)if you already found
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Originally Posted by weavis
Yes I know Mermaids do not exist, (except in Greece where locals swear they do)... |
I bet you don't believe in Santa Claus or the Easter Bunny either  .
SWL x
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15-02-2015, 09:38
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Re: I been searching for a naked mermaid (just skip|)if you already found
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Originally Posted by Seaworthy Lass
I bet you don't believe in Santa Claus or the Easter Bunny either .
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I claim the 5th!!
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- Never test how deep the water is with both feet -
10% of conflicts are due to different opinions. 90% by the tone of voice.
Raise your words, not your voice. It is rain that grows flowers, not thunder.
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15-02-2015, 09:47
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Re: I been searching for a naked mermaid (just skip|)if you already found
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Originally Posted by triptofind
Kidding, I swim well enough, but can cook as woman only,
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Triptofind, welcome to CF  .
Perchance, are you skilled at making croissants?
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Unveiling Bullseye strops for low friction rings
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15-02-2015, 09:56
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Re: I been searching for a naked mermaid (just skip|)if you already found
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- Never test how deep the water is with both feet -
10% of conflicts are due to different opinions. 90% by the tone of voice.
Raise your words, not your voice. It is rain that grows flowers, not thunder.
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15-02-2015, 10:01
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Re: I been searching for a naked mermaid (just skip|)if you already found
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Just taking the bull by the horns  . Never backward in coming forward here.
I bet it is the burning question on most members' lips and they are just too shy to ask .
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"To me the simple act of tying a knot is an adventure in unlimited space." Clifford Ashley
"The cure for anything is salt water: sweat, tears or the sea." Isak Dinesen
Unveiling Bullseye strops for low friction rings
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15-02-2015, 10:07
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Re: I been searching for a naked mermaid (just skip|)if you already found
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Originally Posted by Seaworthy Lass
Just taking the bull by the horns . Never backward in coming forward here.
I bet it is the burning question on most members' lips and they are just too shy to ask .
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You take the Bull by the horns?
Ive found it best to leave it alone.
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- Never test how deep the water is with both feet -
10% of conflicts are due to different opinions. 90% by the tone of voice.
Raise your words, not your voice. It is rain that grows flowers, not thunder.
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15-02-2015, 12:20
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Re: I been searching for a naked mermaid (just skip|)if you already found
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NO mention of Mermaids or Croissants? Thread drift....... 
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- Never test how deep the water is with both feet -
10% of conflicts are due to different opinions. 90% by the tone of voice.
Raise your words, not your voice. It is rain that grows flowers, not thunder.
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