Crew Wanted: Discreet Female Crew Wanted

[Jammer Six]

A poor, filthy, stinking guy is a poor, filthy, stinking guy.

A rich, filthy, stinking guy is a rich guy.

[Capt Phil]

+1, Jammer! Phil

[Jammer Six]

No more need for secrecy!

My wife found the thread, and told me not to worry.

She said I can have any number of female crew that I can catch, no matter how hot, as long as they're all nineteen.

[goat]

There's more to life than money. Richness is a state of mind. Blah, Blah, Blah.
As Sophie Tucker said "I've been rich and I’ve been poor -- and believe me, rich is better."

[Jammer Six]

Originally Posted by Mary Flower

I contacted Jammer and asked if he was worried that the sex might prove fatal and he said, "Hey, she dies, she dies."

Mary, something's wrong with the phone number you left me-- I keep getting "Dial-A-Prayer".

[Coops]

Originally Posted by Jammer Six

Mary, something's wrong with the phone number you left me-- I keep getting "Dial-A-Prayer".

Dial a player? Haven't found that one. Just perfect for your needs.

Coops.

[Snore]

Originally Posted by Jammer Six

No more need for secrecy!

My wife found the thread, and told me not to worry.

She said I can have any number of female crew that I can catch, no matter how hot, as long as they're all nineteen.

Check your will.... She may be rooting for a heart attack!!!!

Hope you have an AED on board.

[bobconnie]

The pic of the smoking lady, shows an example of what we used to call a "winter women" back in my alaskan fishing days !! If your looking for a boat heater shes the one !!! Ya can't beat a winter woman, except for the grocery bill!!! If your going north ya should get her number Jammer

[Andrew B.]

Originally Posted by Jammer Six

No more need for secrecy!

My wife found the thread, and told me not to worry.

She said I can have any number of female crew that I can catch, no matter how hot, as long as they're all nineteen.

Throwing $100 bills along the dock as I walked to the boat worked for me.
Only got four that were nineteen though. Got some real pretty 27 year old
triplets that might be keepers though. One cooks, one cleans, and one is a
professional pole dancer. Anyone know where I can get a conversion kit for
the mast to a dancer's pole. Hell who has time for sailing...

My sister just doubled my life insurance. Does she know something I don't ?

Thanks for the laughs !

[Rakuflames]

Originally Posted by Jammer Six

No more need for secrecy!

My wife found the thread, and told me not to worry.

She said I can have any number of female crew that I can catch, no matter how hot, as long as they're all nineteen.

How utterly delightful. And do you have any idea what you'll declare as your major? Of course you have some time on that one ...

[Jammer Six]

I've been watching the NFL, and I've decided to add extra points for anyone who shows up in a cheerleader uniform.

[ShaunJ]

I think if they show up at all they should get extra points.

[rgscpat]

A pole dancer is a real athlete who would probably make for awesome foredeck crew. The training requirements are fairly simple, and if she wears her usual work costume on the bow, that might have some interesting effects on other boats at the starting line of a race.

Age and youth are very relative things.

[Jammer Six]

Don't pole dancers wear high heels?

Women who show up in a bikini and high heels get the job!

[kcmarcet]

Well this must be a joke thread so here is mine:

40 something short white guy seeking 21-26 year old multi millionaire tall white blonde haired, blue eyed woman with 40'+ mono hulled cruiser for cruises around the Gulf of Mexico and the Caribbean. No need to be discreet, heck tell everyone you know.