Crew Wanted: Boat and Croissants

[SecureDelivery]

omg this is sad

[weavis]

Originally Posted by SecureDelivery

omg this is sad

Only if you take it seriously...... We all need some lighter moments in our lives......

Shame this aint it

[Coops]

Sad to have a bit of fun?

Coops.

[weavis]

Originally Posted by Coops

Sad to have a bit of fun?

Coops.

Without Baabs my life is incomplete! How can I take this as fun?:

On the other hand, she never offered to sell her boat and get a catamaran for us so perhaps its a blessing in disguise.......

As you were men (and ladies)

[baabs]

Tam tam tam
I do my best to be hugly like a fly deck, but sell my boat is not in my short time option!
Gruissan : like a lake

[weavis]

Well I will go to the foot of our stairs!

My message box was blessed with the arrival of a notation from Baabs which set my poor old heart all a flutter.. (The contents of said note will forever remain hidden from enquiring souls). Suffice it to say it involved water melons!

Yesterday, my new filter coffee machine arrived and I in such a lather that I must immediately partake of a strong cup to calm my beating heart lest I expire from the wanton thoughts that skip across my fevered mind.

Also, I have a wonderful full fruit pastry picked up from the Belgian Pattiserie, goes well with coffee.

Ah Baabs.......... a woman with a boat. What more could a man ask for...... er.. you dont have yellow wellies and a firemans helmet do you?..

Just asking...........

[Seaworthy Lass]

Originally Posted by weavis

Well I will go to the foot of our stairs!

My message box was blessed with the arrival of a notation from Baabs which set my poor old heart all a flutter.. (The contents of said note will forever remain hidden from enquiring souls). Suffice it to say it involved water melons!

Yesterday, my new filter coffee machine arrived and I in such a lather that I must immediately partake of a strong cup to calm my beating heart lest I expire from the wanton thoughts that skip across my fevered mind.

Also, I have a wonderful full fruit pastry picked up from the Belgian Pattiserie, goes well with coffee.

Ah Baabs.......... a woman with a boat. What more could a man ask for...... er.. you dont have yellow wellies and a firemans helmet do you?..

Just asking...........

Yeah! The caffeine and sugar combo are obviously working
We are all cheering for you Weav. Keep up your stamina, sounds like you may be needing extra doses of it shortly .

PS I suggest you skip the sugar roasted Robusta and bring out the big guns to arm yourself in readiness.

[weavis]

I will break out my romantic vessel....... just in case.

[weavis]

Dear Baabs.

I am very happy to inform you that I have fallen in Love with you since I first gazed on your computer type of June 10 2014 at 20:24 hours. I would officially like to present myself as a suitor to be keeper of your vessel.

Our love affair would be on probation for a period of three months and depending on compatibility, would be made permanent.

Of course, upon completion of probation, there will be continuous on the job training and performance appraisal schemes leading up to promotion from suitor to spouse.

The expenses incurred for coffee and entertainment would initially be shared equally between us. Later, based on your performance, I might take up a larger share of the expenses.

However I am European and broadminded enough to be taken care of on your expense account.

I request you to kindly respond within 30 days of receiving this letter, failing which, this offer would be cancelled without further notice and I shall be considering someone else. I would be happy, if you could forward this letter to your sister, if you do not wish to take up this offer.

Thanking you in anticipation,

weavis the coffee.

[Seaworthy Lass]

Weav, 30 days is a hell of a long time for us to possibly be waiting with baited breath to hear the outcome. Remember, the world was only made in only seven.

In your excitement, did you type in a zero in error?

If not, on behalf of all CF members and your vascular system, I petition that three days is more than adequate .

[Coops]

Do you mean bated breath? Unless you deliberately put chocolate or rum into your inhale and exhale system then the correct spelling is bated. I am a master in this.

Coops.

[Seaworthy Lass]

Originally Posted by Coops

Do you mean bated breath? Unless you deliberately put chocolate or rum into your inhale and exhale system then the correct spelling is bated. I am a master in this.

Coops.

Suitably corrected.

It's always good to be in the hands of a master

[weavis]

Originally Posted by Seaworthy Lass

Weav, 30 days is a hell of a long time for us to possibly be waiting with baited breath to hear the outcome. Remember, the world was only made in only seven.

In your excitement, did you type in a zero in error?

If not, on behalf of all CF members and your vascular system, I petition that three days is more than adequate .

Nay Lass of the Sea. 30 days is nothing compared to the longevity of this thread..... I must confess that my attention might stray to other matters, but I have made a note in my diary to remind myself of the offer.......

weavis the coffee

[weavis]

Originally Posted by Seaworthy Lass

It's always good to be in the hands of a master

Good lord! You could almost be English...............

[Seaworthy Lass]

Originally Posted by weavis

Nay Lass of the Sea. 30 days is nothing compared to the longevity of this thread..... I must confess that my attention might stray to other matters, but I have made a note in my diary to remind myself of the offer.......

weavis the coffee

Sigh ........
I am not known for my patience.

In need of consolation, I will go make myself a coffee (pitifully lacking in quality, but a lass needs to make the most of what is available) and indulge in some Valrhona chocolate (at least chocolate supplies don't have to be inferior on board).