Admit it, you have a boat
in one place, but you really want that boat
in another place. In that other place, the sun is shinier, the rum
is tastier, and you are sick of the women in the old place. Since teleportation is not yet invented, and moving of boats is actually a damn fun undertaking, especially under sail, you are thinking that you need to get to this new place, to get at all that tasty rum
and the beautiful women. The thing about sailing of boats though, is that it's not something that's done solo, at least not safely, and not over long distances. So you are thinking to yourself: "Where, oh where, can I find some fancy pants, experienced person to help me along."
Along comes this great gentleman, who is 33 years old, with 4 years experience sailing in coastal areas of Cape Cod
, San Francisco
, and the Caribbean
. He can predict tides, read charts
, and even cook a little. He is so awesome, he can handle a watch no problem, knows some jokes, responsible under pressure, has his own 40' boat (parked next to bad rum, dim winter sun, and but one really nice woman) and really understands your need to get to that new sunny place.
So you are thinking that this great gentleman is the perfect fit for your move to sunnier shores. If I could only contact him! Easy, my friend, all you have to do is PM on this forum, and he will respond with an email
. Just like that, you are practically already there, in that new place, sipping that good rum!