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Old 08-02-2013, 23:24   #136
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Re: Cruising Sailboat

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I couldn't agree more. max, if you ever get that boat, here's a couple of names you might want to consider. no charge.

shameless
handout
knotmine
welfairwinds
freeboater
nodaddy
see sponge
ROFL! I love the suggestions (Welfairwinds was my personal favourite )
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Old 08-02-2013, 23:26   #137
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No one like my song?

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NorthPacific, I just watched the video and it was great! Now it's going to be stuck in my head all day
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Old 09-02-2013, 00:07   #139
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Re: Cruising Sailboat

Scoundrel, a few more suggestions to add to your list of boat names:

Fishy aquisition
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Rotten attitude
Shore nice handout
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Wow, I see the OP's last post was #62 on page 5 and now the thread it at 133 posts and 9 pages! I think the OP is due something for all the entertainment he has provided.

Oh well, carry on.
Here's how I see it playing out:

- Boat owner offers boat to requestor
- Requestor gladly accepts quickly
- IRS taxes the value of the "gift"
- Requestor goes broke trying to pay the taxes on the "free" boat
- IRS finally siezes the boat and all the requestor's other property upon failure to pay the full amount due
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Scoundrel, a few more suggestions to add to your list of boat names:

Fishy aquisition
Sea lizard
Rotten attitude
Shore nice handout
Easy Come
Free Ride
No Sail
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Bum Steerage
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Old 09-02-2013, 00:19   #142
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Here's how I see it playing out:

- Boat owner offers boat to requestor
- Requestor gladly accepts quickly
- IRS taxes the value of the "gift"
- Requestor goes broke trying to pay the taxes on the "free" boat
- IRS finally siezes the boat and all the requestor's other property upon failure to pay the full amount due
LOL ... but unfortunately gift taxes are due from the one making the gift, i.e. the boat owner.
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That is F-cken Hysterical, and why were asking for free ****, can I please have Danali2017's wife for free. Ooofah Hottttt.
Spelled my username wrong...Just sayin.
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You guys can be brutal in judging a would-be free loader! We probably will never see Max on here, again! You guys should be... Mauritz
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Wow, I see the OP's last post was #62 on page 5 and now the thread it at 133 posts and 9 pages! I think the OP is due something for all the entertainment he has provided.

Oh well, carry on.
Might I suggest a free boat? I think by now he deserves it. Bahahaha
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Can't help it.Have read the post and response's.I,completely understand the request for a free boat .We are dealing with the Give Me Generation.The freebies being passed out by Goverment's has trickled down for year's to where people think just because they are alive they should have it all "Now"without paying a price.
When I,was still in business I,stood up for the son of one of my employe's in court.He got probation instead of jail time as part of the deal I,was to employee him for a year.He soon was called GIVE ME _____.
After 40 year's of working I,could not deal with the new generation of Give Me's any more.Now refurbishing a boat is costing me a bunch.ANYBODY got a hot water heater mine just sprung a leak.LOL
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OK, I don't imagine that anyone here is going to make the OP the offer he wants on account of having sent him running with his tail between his legs.

But, hey, if you're coming in late and have a yacht you'd like to give away for free, send me a PM and I'll see what I can do to help find a home. Perhaps I could swap it for a three legged dog?

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