More than a B.O.A.T (acronyms)

[theway]

We have all heard the acronym for "boat" as...
Bring On Another Thousand or Break Out Another Thousand etc.

Boats are so much more than that, so much more than a floating thing to throw money at. Can we come together to create some better acronyms. Acronyms to inspire new boaters or acronyms to share how much boating means to you and ways it has changed your life.

Please post as many as you want and as many times... I wont start with an example to allow the full possibilities of creativity and experience.

thanks
austin

[xymotic]

Bankruptcy On A Trailer

[xymotic]

Bend Over And Takeit

[rebel heart]

My dad had a boat named 'Bout Two Weeks because he said every time he asked how long a repair would take people would tell him 'bout two weeks.

[theway]

Those are far far from motivational or inspirational... haha, come on folks

[xymotic]

Originally Posted by theway

Those are far far from motivational or inspirational... haha, come on folks

sometimes truth hurts.

[Benjmin]

Best Obsession After Thirty

[Benjmin]

Originally Posted by xymotic

Bend Over And Takeit

I like this one. It is the truth. When repair people learn you have a large boat they are compelled to forcefully F@?* you. And they don't use KY. You would think they could at least offer but sadly they don't.

[theway]

Originally Posted by Benjmin

Best Obsession After Thirty

I like that one... ill be thirty next year

[Benjmin]

Beer Onboard Arctic Temperatures

Why is this hard? Mine are dumb? Someone think of something creative.

[Benjmin]

Boating Offshore Affordable Transportation

It is a lie but still I can dream.

[Benjmin]

Boating Obsession = Affordable Therapy

[Benjmin]

Boats Often Acquire T-(something I could say that women may find offensive)

[deckofficer]

How an IRS agent affords HIS boat

Beat Out Another Taxpayer

[Benjmin]

Boats Often Add Tranquility