Challenge: Youngest Goat to Circumnavigate?

[TAREUA]

The First & Youngest & Fastest Goat to sail Solo RTW (Non-Stop)

Correct me if I'm wrong, but won't your goat also be the oldest Goat to sail RTW (Non-Stop)?

This should open up a whole new world of interst, and most importantly, funding. There are a lot more old people with money than young people. This may not be true for goats.

Come to think of it, why all the hoopla about sending children (and of course, goats, dogs, and salamanders) out to sea, when we could be competing to send the oldest person RTW? There are any number of crabby old barnacles who know absolutely the only way to do anything and everything. We wouldn't need to spend a lot on a boat, not with their expertise...We could take the classical Eskimo approach. Uh, wait, I'm getting off the laser like focus of this thread.

Go youngest/oldest goat, go!

[David_Old_Jersey]

Originally Posted by TAREUA

we could be competing to send the oldest person RTW?

There are any number of crabby old barnacles who know absolutely the only way to do anything and everything.

We wouldn't need to spend a lot on a boat, not with their expertise...

ROTFLMAO

No names of course.............

[Cheechako]

There are any number of crabby old barnacles who know absolutely the only way to do anything and everything. Very good point, and Goats Dogs and Salamaders dont live to be old enough to be in the competition.... :>)

[Irwin325]

Don't send all the goats off around the world other wise how will we get the sun to rise every morning without a sacrafice!!!!!!
I prefer the sun to a record anytime.

[s/v Beth]

This thread has apparently suffered a quick death. Mr. Mander has informed me of his intention to leave the mammals to their own infighting and sail off into the sunset.I wish him well...

[sabray]

They are taller more likely to have an orthodontist and rods coming out of there heads.

Rumor is the goat is using a grappling hook as it's primary anchor.
I can't validate this but reportedly from a very skeptical source th goat said " I'm not putting anything with a roll bar on my boat"

[s/v Beth]

May he have many polywogs and get off of the endangered species list...

[David_Old_Jersey]

Originally Posted by s/v Beth

This thread has apparently suffered a quick death.

Well, if you interpret the Goat quietly getting on with his preparations as "thread death" rather than trying to whip up a media frenzy or filling an apparent void in the lives of middle aged voyeurs - then IMO that speaks volumes about the thought involved in Team Salamander and the motivations of those behind that foolhardy venture

Just for the record, The Goat is not chasing the media - he figures that as and when this voyage succeeds the media will be chasing him. Delayed gratification - the Goat is wise beyond his years

[Ocean Girl]

The First & Youngest & Fastest Goat to sail Solo RTW (Non-Stop)

What about

the shortest tail? the bluest eyes? with the most udders...to sail solo RTW

[David_Old_Jersey]

Originally Posted by Ocean Girl

What about

the shortest tail? the bluest eyes? with the most udders

errrrr. The Goat is not writing a Bio

Well, not yet

[zeehag]

ROFLMFAO----- i just have to say i will have the goat for dinner---i have tortillas and birria is awesome..LOL.....and so is shellfish stew----for the old barnacles.....ba-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-ad.......LOL.......and appearances never matter anyway-------

[Cheechako]

Well ..... at least the Hag wont be eating the Salamander.....!

[Pelagic]

The “Oldest Goat to sail around the World” has a realistic ring to it and in all fairness; we should measure in “goat” years or “human” years…depending on which category enters.

Having survived the methane attack of my last sea voyage in a boat full of goats I think the boat's electrical design will need careful attention to any sparking connections and for safety a masthead flashing red light indicating “dangerous cargo”

As you can see from these photos, we have already begun "heavy weather" sea testing goats to find suitable candidates…Interestingly enough…those with the biggest balls performed the worst!

[sarafina]

Originally Posted by Pelagic

…Interestingly enough…those with the biggest balls performed the worst!

funny how often that is the case...

[Pelagic]

So true…which is why I commented….. Must be a “gravitas” thing